10/06/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR LOCAL CAKE DECORATOR 🚨
Please. I am begging you.
STOP SENDING ME AI-GENERATED CAKE PHOTOS. 😂
AI does not have to obey the laws of gravity.
AI does not have to use actual buttercream.
AI does not care if a 14-inch sugar flower is physically attached to absolutely nothing.
AI has never had to look a bride in the eye and explain why her cake cannot levitate.
I love a good inspiration photo. Truly.
But if the cake has translucent floating ruffles, gravity-defying flowers, metallic buttercream that appears to be forged by actual elves, and a structure that would require an engineering degree from NASA…
Ma’am. That cake does not exist. 😭
Send it to me for the ✨vibe✨.
Send it to me for the colors.
Send it to me for inspiration.
But please do not send it with:
“Can you make this exactly?”
No. ❤️
Because unfortunately, I work with edible materials here on planet Earth.
— Your slightly concerned cake lady 🎂
