The Green Anchor Dive Bar

The Green Anchor Dive Bar A bar (my garage)
dedicated to the Ol' Man. A lover of life, laughs, good company, and salt water.

07/03/2026

Somebody please come and pick up Lazurus. He's been here since Tuesday, and he's holding our Pabst keg hostage.

Things been a tad bit rough round the bar, especially on Mondays when we run our "Buy a Round, Get a Dozen Rounds Free" ...
05/23/2026

Things been a tad bit rough round the bar, especially on Mondays when we run our "Buy a Round, Get a Dozen Rounds Free" promo on Wednesday nights. Meet our new 💪, Vito. He's comes with a no-bullsh*t attitude, plenty of Axe Body Spray, and eyes like a hawk. One wrong move, and you'll be French kissing the parking lot.
"The Unsafest Bar in Chicopee" (The Boston Globe) just got safer than "The 2nd Unsafest Bar in Chicopee", Applebee's.

If anyone knows Keith from Slappin' Ham Landscaping, tell him his slutty home-wrecker girl Nadene never came to my house...
01/27/2026

If anyone knows Keith from Slappin' Ham Landscaping, tell him his slutty home-wrecker girl Nadene never came to my house on Wennsday night, the 21 first. In fact, he should be teed at Bo Dikkins. I heard he bought her a big ol' box of her favorite fishsticks. And come clean the snow from the front of our belovered pub! Stacy is stuck inside and she's only spose to work until 9!!!!

12/25/2025

Marry Cricksmas from The Green Anchor!

Address

Chicopee, MA

Opening Hours

Friday 9pm - 12am
Saturday 6pm - 12am
Sunday 3pm - 8pm

Telephone

+14132187798

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