09/26/2026
Picture it… YOU in a Golden Girls show! Hamburger Mary’s Chicago presents GOLDEN GIRLS CHRISTMAS, a hilarious parody for the holidays featuring Miami’s Fab Four… and well, Stan, too, I guess.
We are currently seeking submissions for the role of STAN ZBORNAK.
Especially interested in Drag Kings with acting experience, but all are encouraged to submit.
Any mention of gender is that of the character, not the actor.
STAN ZBORNAK: Somewhere between 60 and 70. Sleazy, dirty, cheap. Those are the NICE THINGS said about Dorothy’s failure of an ex-husband. Despite his flaws (and he has many), Stan has a heart of gold and means well… as long as he can make a quick buck.
Compensation: $100.00 per performance
Submissions accepted through Wednesday, September 30th at 10am.
Interested? Click the link below...
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdtSiK2kgHB0SCznquW6rb7WwBxt4opubWX00H3Qvcs5_D69A/viewform