Cluck N Crank

09/03/2026

🐔 EXCUSE ME?! YOU THOUGHT THE FOOD WAS FAKE?! 😂💢

Ohhh, now you’ve offended the chicken.

Those are REAL hand-breaded jumbo chicken tenders.
REAL seasoned fries.
REAL Pickle Bombs with that golden crunch and cool, tangy pickle center.
REAL sauces.

No fake food. No Photoshop dinner.

Just Cluck N Crank doing what we do best: making ridiculously good chicken and judging you for doubting us. 🐔💢

Order online at CluckNCrank.com or find us on DoorDash & Uber Eats.

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09/01/2026

🐔 THE CLUCK STACK: Because one tender would be quitter behavior.

Two hand-breaded jumbo chicken tenders stacked on a toasted brioche bun with crunchy pickles and your choice of sauce.

Yeah. We put TWO tenders on there. We have standards. 😏

🍟 Comes with seasoned fries
🥤 Comes with a drink
🔥 Pick your sauce: Crank, Screamn Pickle or Smokin’ Sauce

No sad little drive-thru chicken sandwich energy over here.

📲 Order online at CluckNCrank.com
🚗 Delivery available through DoorDash & Uber Eats

Cluck N Crank
Tenders. Pickle Bombs. Fries. Sauce. That’s it. That’s enough. 🐔😤

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08/30/2026

Oh, you wanted “just a chicken tender”? Cute. 😏🐔

Meanwhile, the Crank Meal is over here getting a full sauce shower like the main character it knows it is. 💅🔥

Look at that sauce pour. Look at that crispy chicken accepting its destiny. Some meals show up… this one makes an entrance. 🍗

Don’t blame us when your boring meal starts feeling a little insecure. It’s not our fault the tenders understood the assignment. 😌

Grab your Crank Meal and let the chicken do what it does best — cause problems and taste amazing.

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08/28/2026

🐔 Apparently y’all need more time to make good decisions.

So fine. Cluck N Crank is open until 10 PM EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. 😒

That means you have even longer to get:
🍗 Hand-breaded jumbo tenders
🍟 Seasoned fries
🥒 Pickle Bombs
🔥 Crank, Screamin' Pickle & Smokin’ Sauce
🥪 The Cluck Stack

So when it’s 9:37 PM and you suddenly realize cereal isn’t dinner… don’t act helpless.

The chicken is still working.
Until 10 PM. Every day. 🐔😤

💻 Order online at CluckNCrank.com
🚗 Delivery available through DoorDash & Uber Eats

08/25/2026

💣🥒 PICKLE BOMBS. Because regular pickles clearly weren’t causing enough problems.

Golden. Crunchy. Tangy. And ridiculously snackable.

That crispy golden crunch on the outside breaks open to a cool, tangy pickle center on the inside…and suddenly “I’ll just have one” becomes the biggest lie you’ve told yourself today. 😏

And YES, we brought backup. Dip those bad boys in Crank Sauce, Screamin’ Pickle, or Smokin’ Sauce and choose your level of poor decision-making.

🐔 Angry Chicken says sharing is technically allowed.
He just doesn’t understand why you’d do something that stupid.

📲 Order online at CluckNCrank.com
🚗 Available through DoorDash & Uber Eats

👇 Pick your Pickle Bomb dip: Crank Sauce, Screamin’ Pickle, or Smokin’ Sauce?

08/24/2026

🐔 The Angry Chicken would like to know why you’re still scrolling when there is perfectly good chicken that needs your attention.

We’re talking hand-breaded jumbo chicken tenders, perfectly seasoned fries, crispy little Pickle Bombs, and enough sauce to make your sad dinner plans feel personally attacked.

Feeling a little hungry? Grab the Quick Stop with 2 jumbo tenders. Got a bigger appetite? The 4-Way brings 4. And if you’ve decided today is absolutely not the day for restraint, the Full Throttle comes rolling in with 6.

Every Crank Meal comes with seasoned fries, 2 Pickle Bombs, your choice of sauce, and a drink — because we believe in complete meals around here. Mostly.

Then there’s the Cluck Stack: two crispy tenders piled onto a brioche bun with crunchy pickles and your choice of Crank, Screamn Pickle, or Smokin' Sauce. Get it as a combo with seasoned fries and a drink and call it a responsible life decision. We will.

And no, you can’t come sit down and eat with us. Cluck N Crank is online ordering and delivery only. We make the chicken. You stay where you are. Everybody wins. 😒🐔

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🚗 DoorDash & Uber Eats

Now answer the important question: Quick Stop, 4-Way, Full Throttle, or Cluck Stack? 👇

Choose wisely. The Angry Chicken is already judging how long it took you to decide.

08/22/2026

🔥🐔 Oh, you were gonna eat something boring today? That’s adorable.

Meanwhile, Cluck N Crank is over here minding its own business with hand-breaded jumbo chicken tenders, seasoned fries, Pickle Bombs, sauce, and a cold drink like we didn’t just make your sad little meal plan completely irrelevant. 😏

Crispy. Seasoned. Sauced. Zero apologies.

And those Pickle Bombs sitting there looking innocent? They know what they did. 💣🥒

🚨 Angry Chicken would like to remind you that staring at this picture does NOT count as ordering.

🐔 Fix your priorities: CluckNCrank.com
🚗 Get it delivered with DoorDash or Uber Eats

👇 Be petty with us: What are you grabbing FIRST — tender, fry, or Pickle Bomb? And choose carefully. We’re judging. 👀

08/21/2026

08/21/2026

🍟 IT’S FRY-DAY, PEOPLE. 🍟

Look at those fries. LOOK. AT. THEM. 👀

Golden. Crispy. Perfectly seasoned. Sitting there acting like they’re just a side when we all know they have main-character energy. 🙄🍟

Pair ’em with our hand-breaded chicken tenders.
Pair ’em with a Cluck Stack.
Dip ’em in sauce.
Or eat the whole pile by themselves and tell the chicken to mind its business. 🐔

The Angry Chicken doesn’t care how you eat them. He’s just judging anyone who leaves fries behind. 😒

It’s Fry-day. Act accordingly.

🐔 Order online: CluckNCrank.com
🚗 Pickup or get it delivered with DoorDash or Uber Eats

08/20/2026

🐔 OH GOOD. YOU PEOPLE GOT THE CHICKEN’S HOURS EXTENDED.

Apparently going home at a reasonable hour was TOO MUCH TO ASK. 🙄

So congratulations. Cluck N Crank is officially staying open later because some of y’all are out here thinking about chicken tenders at 9:47 PM like you don’t have groceries at home.

⏰ NEW EXTENDED HOURS
Sunday–Thursday: 11 AM–10 PM
Friday–Saturday: 11 AM–11 PM

Yep. 11 PM. On purpose.

More time to order jumbo hand-breaded tenders.
More time to inhale Pickle Bombs.
More time to drown your fries in sauce.
More time for the Angry Chicken to silently judge every single one of you. 🐔😒

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🚗 DoorDash & Uber Eats

👇 Be honest: What ridiculous hour are YOU ordering chicken now?

The chicken would like names.