The Degenerate CLT

09/07/2026

Hey guys, we’re closed for Labor Day so our staff can get some rest.

Actually, we’re closed on Mondays in general right now, but this seemed like a good opportunity to virtue signal.

08/30/2026

Check out this steak.

08/29/2026

08/17/2026

A year and a half ago we announced that Trevor had been promoted to Sous Chef. Well, we are happy to announce that he is now our Chef! If this picture looks familiar it’s because we had to reuse it from last time because he hasn’t smiled since the promotion. Yay Trevor!

08/12/2026

Introducing our new risk free Caesar Salad. Modern problems require modern solutions.

08/09/2026

Vindaloo Tacos -
Curried chicken, Monterey Jack, red onion, cotija, Flamin Hot Cheeto dust

French Fries -
Herbs, parmesan, garlic aoili

Caesar Salad -
Romaine, anchovy Caesar dressing,
croutons, parmesan

08/09/2026

Last night someone left this in one of our bathrooms and honestly, we feel compelled to say something. You are NOT ALLOWED to bring in outside food, even tiny bowls of soup you consume in the bathroom. We’ve got bills to pay and we just can’t have it, end of story.

08/02/2026

Come in and try our amazing CARROT CEVICHE

07/31/2026

Lettuce Wraps
Pulled pork, kimchi style slaw, gochu

Pork Milanese
Panko crusted pork, parsnip puree, green apple parsley salad

Carrot Ceviche
Miso marinated carrots, lime, pickled shallots, jalapeno, cilantro, mint, sesame seeds

Carrot Cake
Cream cheese frosting, salted caramel