06/06/2026
🚨🚨 DOUBLE BEER RELEASE DAY 🚨🚨
We said, “what if we made something crispy and something that tastes like you accidentally wandered into a hop field?” and honestly… we crushed it.
❄️ ICICLE CHAIN ❄️
German Style Pilsner | Crispy boi certified
Brewed with 100% floor-malted Admiral Pilsner Malt because we’re fancy like that. Light, snappy, refreshing, and dangerously crushable for surviving the Texas surface-of-the-sun temperatures. Notes of honeydew, fresh bread, and herbal spice.
🌲 FALL OF IDEALS 🌲
West Coast IPA | Sticky icky hop goblin juice
Also brewed on Admiral Malt because apparently we have commitment issues with mediocre grain. Loaded with experimental/new-wave hops and absolutely screaming with orange zest, pineapple, diesel, lime, cannabis, and stone fruit. Bright gold and loud as hell.
Old world floor malt 🤝 weird beer nerd behavior
One crispy. One sticky. Pick your fighter. Or don’t. Drink both 🍻