06/11/2026
**๐ฆ Thursday: Dave's Wisconsin Safari ๐ฆ**
Every Thursday, Dave leaves Countryside Pub and heads into the wilderness.
Not the woods.
Worse.
Stores.
Armed with a shopping list, a pickup truck, and a level of patience that will be completely depleted by noon, he begins tracking one of Wisconsin's rarest creatures:
**Reasonably Priced Food.**
Experts estimate the species may already be extinct.
The hunt takes him across multiple counties, through construction zones, parking lots, and aisles filled with people who stop their carts directly in the middle of the walkway.
Several times he'll think he's found what he's looking for.
He hasn't.
Wrong size.
Wrong brand.
Out of stock.
Price doubled since last week.
The trail goes cold again.
As of this report, Dave was last spotted near a pallet of produce, squinting suspiciously at a price tag and muttering something that cannot be repeated on Facebook.
If all goes well, he'll return to Countryside about 3:30 with enough supplies for the weekend and at least three stories about the unbelievable things he witnessed while out among the general public.
Wish him luck.
The wild can be a dangerous place.
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**What do you think Dave's first complaint of the day was?** ๐๐