07/15/2026
🐔😂 Happy Wednesday, Fish Hawk Acres crew! Time for your daily dish, and trust me, it’s more entertaining than your aunt’s Facebook arguments!
1️⃣ Today’s special is the Front Porch Fried Chicken Feast! 🍗 Think golden fried chicken that could win a beauty pageant, creamy mac and cheese that hugs you from the inside, crisp cole slaw (because we need some greens, right?), and a buttery biscuit that’s basically a pillow for your dreams. Come hungry, leave happy!
2️⃣ Meanwhile, Teresa is in the kitchen with her infamous stinky salt risen bread! 🙈 We’re just hoping it doesn’t rise to the occasion and take over the kitchen. If you smell something nasty, it’s probably just the bread dough!
3️⃣ Reminder: only ONE week left to reserve your spot for the next farm dinner. Don’t be that person left out of the fun—your future self will thank you (and probably send you a strongly worded message).
4️⃣ And in two weeks, we’re throwing our August Supper Club right here at the market. Act fast, or risk being the one who hears all about it but didn’t get to eat!
Swing by, grab a plate, and let’s make some hilarious memories together! 🥳💥