09/23/2026
🌭😂 BRANKA’S DAD JOKE OF THE DAY 😂🌭
Serving up questionable jokes with seriously good food.
A gentleman walked into Branka’s Bake Haus, Café & Bar today and suddenly let out a small scream when he spotted our amazing homemade smoked sausages.
I ran over.
“Sir! What’s wrong?!”
He looked at me nervously and said that when he was younger, he’d been diagnosed with an acute fear of German sausages.
I felt terrible for the guy.
Apparently…
🌭 HE JUST ALWAYS FEARS THE WURST. 🌭
🥁 Ba-dum-tss.
We apologize for the joke.
We do NOT apologize for our fantastic sausages. 😂
🍺 Come grab a cold draft Schnitz Ale or craft martini and try our wurst for yourself.