Tea Chemist

01/01/2026

As we step into a fresh year, we just want to say thank you—for supporting us, sipping with us, and showing up (in person or online) for another great year in the lab. 🧪☕

This year, we’re slowing down just enough to savor what matters: good tea, good people, and reconnecting with the ones who made the journey fun in the first place.

Thank you for being part of our experiment.
Cheers to curiosity, connection, and a really solid mug of tea. 🥂

— The Tea Chemist

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12/25/2025

From our slightly cluttered lab (where the beakers are full and the data is delicious), we just want to say

THANK YOU

You showed up this year—online, at markets, in the store, and sometimes just wandering in “to smell the tea.”
(We see you. We respect you.)

So from our lab benches to your kitchen counter:

Thank you for another great year.

Thank you for supporting a small, weird, science-loving business.

Thank you for loving tea as much as we do.

We’ll see you next year with more experiments, more snark, and—obviously—more tea.

Now drink tea.
You’ve earned it.

— Steve & Tracy
The Tea Chemist 🧪🎄

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12/02/2025

Bathrobe Panic Guy staring into an empty mug with an expression that clearly says:

“WHY HAVE THE TEA GODS FORSAKEN ME?”

Don’t be him.

(Or at least don’t be him without tea.)

🧪 Code: SCIENCE20
⏱️ Ends at MIDNIGHT

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12/01/2025

🚨 TOTAL DISBELIEF ACTIVATED 🚨

This guy doesn’t believe in:
• Science 🤨
• Gravity 🙄
• Tea coming from plants 😑

…but 20% OFF at Tea Chemist?
YEAH, THAT’S REAL. 🤯

Use code SCIENCE20 and save before his jaw hits the floor.
Sale ends Dec 1 @ midnight ⏰

11/30/2025

We know you were going to wait until Cyber Monday…

But waiting is for people who steep tea in cold water.

👉 20% OFF Everything — starting RIGHT NOW.

Yes. Early. Like that guy who shows up to the lab before the lights are on.

Use Code: SCIENCE20

🧪 Stock up on:

• Cozy holiday blends
• Lab-approved tea gear
• Gifts that scream “I’m thoughtful AND thrifty”

New Products

Tea Chemist Cabin Mug

All of our Cabin Mugs are handmade by the incredible women of Prodigal Pottery, survivors of homelessness, domestic abuse, and s*x trafficking who are building new lives through meaningful craftsmanship. 100% of the proceeds from Prodigal Pottery support their salaries, empowerment, and life-changing benefits.

ChirpyPot Teapot

Meet the ChirpyPot, the avian anomaly your countertop didn’t know it needed. This ceramic wonder isn’t just shaped like a bird—it sings like one. That’s right: as you pour, it chirps. Not metaphorically. Not “oh how cute.” It literally chirps, like a happy little lab assistant announcing, “Experiment successful!”

Sale ends Dec 1 at midnight

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11/27/2025

(And Ollie… who is definitely not stealing the turkey.)

We want to say a HUGE thank you for supporting our tea-obsessed experiments all year long.

You’ve helped us prove that:

• Loose leaf > dusty tea bags
• Caffeine = happiness
• Science tastes delicious ☕🧪

So enjoy your feast — may your tea be hot, your pie be unlimited, and your dachshunds not commit poultry-related crimes.

Happy Thanksgiving!
From the Tea Chemist Family
Steve, Tracy & Ollie — Head of Turkey Extraction Operations 🦃

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11/13/2025

🧪✨ Colorado, prepare your taste buds…

The Tea Chemist Lab is rolling into your state with caffeine, chaos, and enough holiday blends to power a small snowstorm.

📍 Vintage Market Days – Northern Colorado (Loveland)
📅 Nov 14–16, 2025

📍 Vintage Market Days – Colorado Springs
📅 Nov 21–23, 2025

We’re bringing NEW blends, unique giftables, and our signature high-school-science-teacher snark. (Yes, we see you smelling every tea like you're evaluating a suspicious lab sample. Keep going. We like it.)

09/27/2025

🚨 Breaking Tea News 🚨

We’ve officially opened a new lab inside The Painted Tree in Little Rock, Arkansas! 🎉

📍 15400 Chenal Pkwy #200 Little Rock, AR 72211
Space E6 (aka the corner where science meets tea).

Come see, sniff everything, and maybe even leave with a tin of tea that’ll make you question why you ever settled for grocery store dust. 🧪🍵

09/27/2025

Ollie Can’t Drink It… But You Can ☕🐾

Dutch hot chocolate is so good, even the dachshund is begging. Classic, Toasted, and Salted are officially back in stock.

Here’s the lineup:

☕ Classic – rich and reliable. Basically, the “first pick for dodgeball” of hot chocolate.
🔥 Toasted Marshmallow – campfire vibes without that “oops I melted my shoelace” smell.
🧂 Salted Caramel – sweet, salty, and full of drama. Like a middle school group text.

🚨 Breaking Tea News 🚨

We’ve officially opened a new lab inside The Painted Tree in Little Rock, Arkansas! 🎉

📍 15400 Chenal Pkwy #200 Little Rock, AR 72211, Space E6 (aka the corner where science meets tea).

See, sniff everything, and maybe even leave with a tin of tea that’ll make you question why you ever settled for grocery store dust. 🧪🍵

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08/15/2025

🇬🇧 We made it to England! Stayed in a creaky old inn 🏨, wandered Highclere Castle like we owned the place 🏰, demolished some proper scones 🍪, and have now landed in London 🚆. Tea adventures incoming… stay tuned! ☕✨

08/11/2025

Field Trip!

Tracy and Steve packed up their lab coats (okay, fine… just comfy clothes) and headed to D&B for a serious day of science. And by “science,” we mean tasting a suspiciously large amount of new tea blends. ☕️

They weren’t just there to sip, they got to peek behind the curtain and watch the magical process of turning loose ingredients into the perfect cup for customers. Picture W***y Wonka, but with more leaves and fewer Oompa-Loompas.

Tracy took notes like she was about to ace the final exam in “Advanced Deliciousness,” while Steve nerded out over blend ratios like a proud chemistry teacher on caffeine. In short, we drank, we learned, and we left highly caffeinated and dangerously inspired.

Because at Tea Chemist, “research” is just code for “finding more ways to make your taste buds dance.” 💃🫖

08/06/2025

BREAKING NEWS: Texans Successfully Assimilate into Dutch Culture. 🇳🇱

We wore the clogs. We held the tulips. One of us may have tried to seduce a herring.

We’ve gone full Volendam and lived to tell the tale (barely—those shoes are NOT arch-support friendly).

But alas, the stroopwafel high is wearing off…

So this weekend, we’re breaking loose and heading to Germany—where the pretzels are big, the lederhosen are questionable, and the tea… well, we’re about to find out.

Stay tuned, lab coat rebels. The quest for world domination via loose leaf continues. 🇩🇪☕