06/06/2026
BENTON — SATURDAY BABY!
It’s a beautiful day in Benton.
The birds are chirping, the cows are judging, and somebody’s uncle is driving down Route 487 with a riding mower hanging halfway out of the truck like it’s perfectly normal.
Meanwhile, we’re over here doing the Lord’s work:
🔥 2 Chicken Cheesesteaks + Large Excalibur Coated Fry — $25 Flat 🔥
Now let’s be honest…
You could spend your Saturday:
✅ Cleaning the garage
✅ Mowing the lawn
✅ Fixing that thing you’ve been saying you’ll fix since 2023
OR…
You could pull into Tony’s, grab a cheesesteak, sit outside, stare at the mountains, and pretend none of your responsibilities exist for 20 minutes.
Sounds like a winner to me.
🥚 Cheesesteak Egg Rolls — $3
🐔 Buffalo Chicken Egg Rolls — $3
🍰 8 oz Steakhouse-Cut Cheesecake — $5
That cheesecake is so thick it should have its own ZIP code.
📍 Tony’s Steaks — Benton
📞 570-406-7889
Come get your face fed.
Because life is short, the red light is still ridiculous, and nobody ever looked back and said…
“Man, I wish I would’ve eaten less cheesesteak.” 😂🥩🍟🐔🔥