07/11/2026
All four are headlining Tuesday's Lyon Rum Dinner: a curated multi-course with paired cocktails, welcome pour, and a take-home gift from LYON RUM & if you liked your reading, you'll love the dinner.
Tuesday, July 14 · $100 all-inclusive · ticket link in comments
🥃 White Rum — you're the planner
You had this weekend mapped out by Wednesday. You have a group chat. You have a spreadsheet. Your friends complain about it and then quietly copy your itinerary next month. When you order at the bar, you know exactly what you want and the bartender loves you for it. Clean, versatile, gets the job done. You and this rum are the same person.
🥃 Coconut Rum Liqueur — the party animal
You show up warm, you leave the room brighter than you found it, and someone's still texting you three days later about how much fun you were. You've been on at least one impromptu tropical vacation. You order the frozen drink unironically and you're right to.
🥃 Coffee Rum Liqueur — you're mysterious
Late nights, layered stories, unexpected depth. You don't post much but when you do, everyone stops scrolling. You have opinions about jazz. You've read the book AND seen the movie. Your friends think they know you and then you say something at brunch that recalibrates everything. Bold, complex, quietly running the room.
🥃 Dark Rum — The Parent
You're the friend everyone calls first. You remember birthdays. You've talked at least three people through a breakup this year. You're not flashy, but you're the reason the group actually still exists. Rich, grounded, always in demand ! You and this bottle bottle share a resume. Everyone else gets to be fun because you're already handling it.
