Corpse Grinder Coffee

05/04/2026

I try to cremate and grind my beans every 2 weeks-- and switch up the profile. For May, I'm brewing up a special blend of Arabica and Robusta beans, straight from Odin's Cup-- Folkvangr Field. Even the slain deserve the Best Coffee In The Afterlife.
(You can look up all my supernerd references on your own time).
I'll bean the same ~ james

05/03/2026

Necromance if you want to...

2.2K likes, 147 comments. "Dead On A Sunday - "The Necro Dance" (Necromance)"

04/28/2026

This morning brought to you by...

04/04/2026

You Can Sleep When You're Dead

03/07/2026

03/05/2026

What do you think of this packaging?

03/04/2026

This afternoon brought to by Coffin Creamer. Only the darkest for your cup

02/06/2026

Majestic Mausoleum. The perfect blend of premium single origin Vietnamese Robusta and Ethiopian Arabica beans. Small batch medium roasted, right here in Lower La Cresta, Bakersfield CA...
This is the best I've made to date-- and it's not for sale, really..
Never Bitter. Seriously Stong.
You Can Sleep When You're Dead.

02/01/2026

Rise and Grind.