10/14/2026
๐บ Calling all Manchester City fans!
114 out of 115 reasons to have a b**rโฆ and the 116th is explaining to your wife why youโre discussing FFP with a pint in your hand! ๐โ๏ธ
This Saturday, Leviathan is opening the floor for some proper one-on-one football therapy at Big Top! Our owner is a massive Man City fan, and heโll be at the bar ready to hear YOUR plans for fixing the club.
A letโs talk Leviathan!! Think Blake got it wrong? Fancy yourself as Director of Football? Let us know your thoughts!
๐ฃ๏ธ One-on-one time with the owner.
๐บ b**r to get the conversation started.
โฝ Unlimited opinions on the starting XI.
๐ธ Absolutely no transfer budget available to you.
Bring your light blue shirt, your team-selection advice, your transfer wish list, and maybe a defence attorney. You never know when a discussion about 115 charges might turn into a full-blown courtroom drama! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
And before anyone starts pointing fingers, letโs keep the legal matters separate. Man City have their alleged 115 charges to deal with. Leviathan has broken just one rule: drinking before noon. We plead guilty, Your Honour! ๐บ๐
As for sponsorship, weโre still waiting for that lucrative deal to come through. Weโve been passing the sponsorship around more times than City pass the ball around the box before someone finally decides to shoot! ๐โฝ If any major brands are watching, weโre available for negotiationsโฆ preferably over a complimentary pint.
๐ Leviathan at Big Top
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This Saturday
โฐ 10 AM
Come for the football, stay for the banter, and enjoy some exclusive one-on-one time with the owner. No agents, no middlemen, no VAR โ just you, him, a b**r, and 90 minutes of explaining why you should be managing the team.
๐ต Bring the light blue.
๐ป Bring the banter.
โ๏ธ Bring a lawyer if you must.
๐ Leave your dignity at the door.
Come on City! before the next round! ๐บ๐