Kale Me Crazy Austin

12/19/2025

12/13/2025

9 days left at Kale Me Crazy Austin 💚
As we count down to our final day on December 20, we’re sharing a new Daily Special each day to celebrate and say thank you.

Today’s Daily Special:
Buy 1 Smoothie, get a 2nd one FREE.
Available in-store or by calling ahead at 737-205-5629.

Stop by, enjoy the savings, and help us make these last days extra special.

12/12/2025

The countdown continues! Just 9 more days until we close our doors for the last time.

Today’s Daily Special:
Buy 1 Overnight Oats, get the 2nd one FREE.
Available in-store or by calling ahead at 737-205-5629.

Get one for yourself and another for a friend... or save one for tomorrow! These oats store perfectly for up to 3 days. Some may even say they improve with age :)

To order online visit https://kalemecrazy.net/austin/

12/11/2025

We’re in our final days, and we want to make each one special. As we count down to our closing on Saturday, December 20, we’ll be offering a different Daily Special to thank you for nearly six incredible years here in Austin.

Today’s Deal:
Buy 1 Acai Bowl, get the 2nd one FREE.
Available in-store or by calling ahead at 737-205-5629.

Come visit us, enjoy a great deal, and be part of our final chapter. We’d truly love to see you.

11/21/2025

🌿 Important Update from Kale Me Crazy Austin 🌿

After more than 5 years of serving freshly made, truly healthy food to our community, we will be closing our doors permanently on Saturday, December 20th.

Until then, we will be operating with reduced hours:
📅 Mon–Fri: 8 AM – 6 PM
📅 Sat–Sun: 9 AM – 6 PM

💚 To our loyal customers, school booster clubs, PTAs, and community partners - thank you. Your support, especially through some incredibly difficult years, has meant the world to us. From day one, our mission has been simple: to fuel people to feel their best through high-quality, made-from-scratch food and beverages. That passion has never wavered.

Unfortunately, ongoing challenges with our physical location and rising operational costs have made it no longer sustainable for us to continue.

👉 We invite you to visit us one last time before we close and help us finish strong. Over the next few weeks, we’ll be offering daily or weekly specials as we work down our inventory.

📩 Want to be the first to know about specials and promotions?
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From the bottom of our hearts - thank you for being part of our journey. 🥬💛

10/31/2025

👻 Just a bunch of ghouls brewing up pumpkin spice magic!

10/27/2025

Big news, toast lovers! 🥖✨ Our beloved toast just got an upgrade — now served on freshly baked sourdough from Texas French Bread. Crispy, tangy, and totally irresistible. Come taste the difference!

10/25/2025

Everyone’s “discovering” protein coffee. Cute. We’ve been serving it for years. 😉

Our Power Iced Latte = organic coffee, vegan protein (substitute whey if you prefer), maple syrup and our house-made almond milk. Your 3pm slump doesn’t stand a chance.

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10/22/2025

The chicken pesto, it’s so good. 🌿 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🌿

We’re feeling the Austin love and want to treat YOU! 💚
Win a free wrap + smoothie from Kale Me Crazy ATX — the perfect healthy combo to fuel your day! 🥤🌯
✨ How to enter:
1️⃣ Follow on Facebook
2️⃣ Like ❤️ or Love 💚 this post
3️⃣ Share this post ↩️
4️⃣Tag 3 friends who’d enjoy a healthy bite too!

That’s it! Submissions accepted through 5pm Wednesday, October 29th. The winner will be announced on Thursday October 30th by noon.
Must be able to pick up at our Austin location.

Good luck, friends — stay fresh, stay crazy! 💚

10/18/2025

Don’t be spooked by healthy food—these toasts are fang-tastic 🧛‍♀️✨
try one… if you dare 😈

Almond Butter Toast: organic almond butter, bananas, flax seeds and raw honey served on sprouted grain bread.
Hummus Toast: house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, served on sprouted grain bread.*

We are testing out a couple of sourdough vendors and will be fully transitioning to sourdough toast in the coming weeks!

09/19/2025

Now offering more choices! When ordering your protein smoothie, you can now choose between Whey Protein or Vegan Protein. We've been loyal to Vega Sport for our Pea Protein since we first opened and have selected to partner with Levels for our Whey protein. Stop by and let us know which you prefer!

09/12/2025

✨ It’s a WRAP! ✨
Kick off the weekend with flavor you can feel good about. 🥙

🥪 Turkey Wrap – Lean, clean, and seriously satisfying
🍗 Chicken Pesto Wrap – Packed with protein + creamy, dreamy pesto goodness
🌿 Vegan Wrap – Fresh, flavorful, and plant-powered perfection

Fresh, healthy, and ready to fuel your Friday. 🙌
📍 Stop by Kale Me Crazy or order online — your weekend starts right here!