Static Loft

04/25/2026

Sundays are fun days !

02/21/2026

02/14/2026

Dream boat DJ alert!! He has ARRIVED 💖 Cupid came early!
TONIGHT 10PM
Static Age Alumni ••• DJ P.L.U.R. ENFORCER •••
Styles of • sassy fun house •

01/23/2026

Tonight's situation..Come let the warm sounds and some of our hot pockets soothe your fears of the oncoming cold!

11/27/2025

Come on by and sing ur hearts out but please don’t puke ur turkey on us

WERE OPEN

10/16/2025

Happy Karaoke Thursday Bi***es & Autotune Witches!
Are you ready to sing for your (after)life 👻??
Are you ready for 🎤 Costume Karaoke ??

YOU are invited to our 2nd annual Killer Karaoke Costume Contest Party at the Static Loft on Oct 30!!

Choose your song wisely…judging is based on how well your song relates to your costume. ✨ “Best Match. Most Creative. Crowd Favorite. Enter if you dare, leave legendary.” 💀✨

WHEN
Thursday, Oct 30
10p - 2a [contest 11p - 12:30p]
📍 Static Loft (upstairs)

HOW IT WORKS
⁉️ Sing a song related to your costume
💲 Free to sign up
👻 3 chances to win!
✏️ limited to 20 spots
🖤 Reserve your entry in advance (only 10 rsvp spots available) [link in bio]
⚡ Night of sign-ups begin at 10p on a first-come, first-serve basis 
⏰ Final cutoff to enter: 11p
⚔️ Contest runtime: 11:30p - 12:45a (winners announced at 1)

WINNING CATEGORIES
1. Best Costume-Song Match
2. Most Creative
3. Crowd Favorite

PRIZES
Karaoke Fast Pass™️ (be a bitch and skip the line!)
Leather by
Chain by .pm._
Static Age Hoodie
+ more to be announced!!

Sign up… or watch from the bar while we judge mercilessly 😈

10/15/2025

full weekend of different styles for all!!

06/17/2025

Friday 6.20.2025 Garden of Eaden will be mixing vinyl and digital tracks at the Static Loft! Expect a range of sounds spanning several decades of electronic music, but always prioritizing movement and danceability. Join them in ringing in the solstice with their first proper vinyl set, featuring many selections straight from the Static Age Records bins.