09/07/2026
BREAKING: Gorgeous weather, great turnout, great music — Saturday's Bazaar delivered. Huge thanks to Sherry for putting in the work to make it happen.
Third Monthly Community Bazaar and it's already gaining traction. Artist looking to sell? Tired of tripping over stuff in your garage? Bring it — one person's junk is someone else's treasure. Need a quick buck? Bring whatever you're willing to part with. Only rule: keep it PG-13.
Next market: Saturday, October 3rd, 12-4pm. Always the first Saturday of the month. Live entertainment every time. Food fit for human consumption, guaranteed. Gorgeous patio, Eni's cherished plants everywhere, and yes — pet friendly.
Which brings me to my next point. My beloved wife is currently in Europe visiting family, which means the staff and I are now solely responsible for keeping her plants alive. I couldn't tell you what a single one of them is called, but one of them is already looking suspiciously crispy. Couple that with an intense red wine fe**sh, and those plants are in clear and present danger.
So here's the deal, Muddy Waters family: catch us and ask "hey, did you guys water Eni's plants?" — we'll buy you your first drink. At this point it's just self-preservation.