Goombas Pizza Grinder - 64th & Wads

02/10/2026

🚨 DEVELOPING STORY 🚨

National Pizza Day has officially been declared “Missing.”

It was 75° in February.
In Colorado.

Coincidence?
Experts are divided.

One thing is certain:

🍕 PIZZA DAY DID NOT END.
IT RELOCATED.

We are observing it today under emergency provisions.

Use code ENDTIMES
Save 10% before reality corrects itself.

Trust cheese. Not seasons.

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12/03/2025

👽ALIEN INFILTRATION TEST DAY” SPECIAL🛸

Use coupon code SKINSUITSECURE when you checkout for 15% OFF

11/05/2025

COMMON SENSE IS CANCELLED — PIZZA TAKES OVER YOUR BRAIN

PIZZA HAS DECLARED WAR ON YOUR CEREBRAL CORTEX MEAT PUPPET. THE CALENDAR IS LYING. THERE IS NO “COMMON SENSE DAY.” THERE IS ONLY PIZZA DAY. PIZZA HAS EATEN THE CONCEPT OF TIME. YOUR BRAIN IS NOW A PIZZA-SHAPED HOLE SCREAMING FOR FILLING.

10/28/2025

🚀 National Chocolate Day Has Left Orbit

Use code TRUFSHUF at checkout for $5 OFF order of $30 or more

10/07/2025

🛁🍕TONIGHT, DINNER GETS IN THE TUB WITH YOU. https://wix.to/80rnA8O

09/30/2025

❓🤡 IS WATER WET? IS PIZZA PERFECT? YES & YES.

ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY GOOMBAS IS HERE FOR THE CHAOS.

09/29/2025

🏈 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL DEAL 🏈
Broncos 🐴 vs Bengals 🐯
🍕 15% OFF all online orders with code yayfootball
👉 Order now at https://www.goombaspizzagrinder.com/
Valid tonight only!

09/23/2025

🧪🍕 PIZZA PIE HAS WHAT BRAINS CRAVE

NATIONAL POT PIE DAY Pot pie = dumb. Pizza pie = smart. Pizza pie could totally smash pot pie in a wrestling match.

09/16/2025

Print This. Hand It to Your Kid. Say Nothing.

You’ve signed field trip forms on the hood of your car. You’ve been in meetings while unclogging plastic dinosaurs from the sink. You’ve packed lunches, answered texts from the school, and survived the 3:30 meltdown. You’ve done enough.

09/09/2025

📦🍕 “THE BOX IS LEAKING CHEESE”

Today we celebrate with Gluttony!

09/08/2025

It's like a sibling rivalry tonight with two children fighting over tasty 🍕
ONLINE orders use code MINCHI for 15% off!

09/04/2025

"Let's get ready to rumblllllle!" First game of the year! Get you some Goombas pizza to make it a rad night!