Hey Juan Burritos

08/28/2026

Lunar eclipse. LOVE YA!

08/27/2026

Support our local fisherwomen!! LOVE YA!

08/26/2026

Warning! ⚠️ being able to order a burrito from a restaurant as a Celiac or a GF may induce dopamine overdose. Proceed with caution. Where my celiacs at?! We finally found a new supplier of GF tortillas for burritos and we can roll any burrito on our menu up for ya! They are expensive, almost $3 bucks but we finally got them and they are actually really tasty like the last ones and they can make a huge burrito. LOVE YA!!

08/20/2026

Please try our burritos, then come back and get more burritos, then download our app cuz you are a regular customer and you need a burrito app. It remembers your order, lets you rack up points, get awesome coupons by making sure you sign up for text coupons. And when you get the app you get $10 off 30 order. That’s like 33 percent off. I am so proud of what Hey Juan Burritos is turning into lately. We are ripping. Our team is locked in and I am very proud of what they are putting out. Might have to look at expanding to a bigger location in 2027 if things keep going the way they are now. LOVE YA!

08/19/2026

Looking to get some nice pictures like these of the remaining items on our menu including some specials. Do you know any photographers local that can give us some pics like these or maybe you know how to make ones really good and these aren’t even close… I just want some really really nice pics of our food and I dunno how to do it with an iPhone. You photographers have some serious skilz cuz I tried to replicate these photos and I can’t get anything to come out even close to these. I dunno how you guys do it. Love ya!

08/14/2026

Thank you to the firefighters and first responders. We are so grateful for the opportunity to serve the firefighters working in Hoopa currently. It was a wild 38 hours but we got over 950 burritos rolled up and sent out there. Our team is unstoppable. They are putting out amazing high level food, taking no shortcuts, and just keep getting better everyday. I’m so proud of the shop right now. Thank you all for supporting our 44 year old little burrito shop.

08/08/2026

08/08/2026

Check our new cider we have on tap 8% huckleberry cosmic crisp!

08/08/2026

You guys! I’m so excited to announce that I am officially a contestant for the 2026 fall filming of the renowned television series, “Chopped”!! I will be on season 1 of “Chopped: Unc Edition”. Now that I found out I’m a chopped Unc according to my 10 year old nephew, I immediately got a spot on the show! If you’re a chopped Unc sign up soon!

08/08/2026

Welcome to my rant. I don’t like this DoorDash stuff. I get it. Convenience is a wonderful thing. But they took it too far. They chargin you double!! They doubling up on you. That’s insane. It’s not worth double. On top of that, it’s not good for small businesses to link up with companies like door dash. It’s not good for communities. They are extractors. Like mining for lithium in a strip mine. Instead of the lithium and cobalt ore it’s all the little tiny 10-30 dollar food transactions that happen millions of times a day between community members and the small local businesses that make food in those communities. Our relationship is sacred. There is a lot of trust that goes into the relationship of being a customer and paying someone to feed you. I mean what other business is out there where the product being sold is going to be put into your body. I value the relationship with all of our customers very much. I don’t like these DoorDash goofballs getting in between us. Getting their grimy paws all over our food and YOUR money. I broke down how it works in the graphics above. It’s important you study this. There will be a test when you come in next so bring a number 2 and your TI-84. Ok I’m off the soap box. Love ya. If you want delivery, order off heyjuanburritos.com, click delivery and use promo code PICKUPJUAN for free delivery. A DoorDash driver will deliver your food but you won’t give Silicon Valley private equity, livin in fancy bunkers, worshiping saint nicolas, dorks, 15 extra bucks to get your food delivered 3 blocks away.