10/11/2026
๐ฝ๐ธ **BREAKING NEWS: ALIENS HAVE INFILTRATED TORTILLAWORKS!** ๐ฎ๐คฃ
We've had our suspicions for a while, but today we finally caught **Justin** attempting to communicate with the mothership using a homemade aluminum foil antenna. ๐ก๐ฝ
Apparently, the aliens have traveled millions of light-years across the galaxy for one thingโฆ
**OUR $4 TACOS!** ๐ฎ๐
We're not saying our tortillas are out of this worldโฆ but the extraterrestrials seem to agree. ๐
If you see any strange lights over Anchorage tonight, don't panic. It's probably just the mothership picking up a takeout order.
๐ฝ **TortillaWorks โ Where Southern Roots Meet Northern Soulโฆ and Apparently Alien Life!** ๐ธ