03/03/2026
🚨 ATTENTION, MYSTERY PHONE OWNER 🚨
If you spent your Saturday living your best life at our restaurant and accidentally left behind a phone covered in pink bows… we need to talk. 🎀
Your phone is currently safe, well-fed, and enjoying the vibes behind our bar. It misses you terribly and keeps lighting up like it’s hoping you’ll come back for it.
If this fashionable little device belongs to you (or your forgetful friend 👀), swing back in and reunite with your bow-tiful companion!
📍 Currently being held hostage by our staff until claimed.
📞 Please come get it before we name it and add it to the schedule.
— Your friendly Wisco's lost & found department ❤️