The Historic Longworth Pooping Station

The Historic Longworth Pooping Station Relaxed Atmosphere

05/07/2017

Come on in for the 3rd annual puppy sit n s**t meet and greet. Just like last year we have built up our backyard saunas. They are spacious enough for every guest to have an entire litter to themselves. The lovely aromas soon follow after entering the sauna. It heats up to 95 degrees and are slick no ventilation design means the wonderful smells are sure to stick around. You get to choose a 30 or 60 minute session and once the doors shut you just s**t back and enjoy.

11/24/2016

Come on in for our Thanksgiving blowout Buffet !! In our Turkey Day all you can eat buffet you can kick back, relax, stay a while and get your grub on. Don't miss this opportunity for your luxurious after dinner offload. See you on the other side!!!!

06/13/2016

We are happy to announce a new addition to The Historic Longworth Pooping Station. Freshly plopped into our establishment are several state of the art overly air conditioned luxurious bidet rooms all equipped with 98 inch 4K displays with free HBO Go. Did I mention it has fully automated everything from color changing light shows, scented sprayers, fan and wind tunnel controls to flow rate control and aim of the bidet nozzle. Use our touch panel or download our app and control it all from your smart phone! You can bet your ass it's gonna feel good to get a nice clean up after a long strenuous day. Don't forget to tip your bathroom attendants on your way out as they deal with a lot of s**t. If you would like a couples room you may want to call in advance and book it early as they tend to fill up quickly. We are proud to have been providing you a relaxed atmosphere since 1865.

03/21/2016

We here at The Historic Longworth Pooping Station take pride in our work. We are having some live events rearing up and its turning into a real movement. The summer line up is releasing soon and its sure to keep you on the edge of your Throne. Sign up for our weekly Toilet Newsletters to keep up on all the latest news and get in depth analysis.

09/14/2013

The Longworth Pooping Station has moved. It was strenuous but we came out on top. As a courtesy we will keep open the Corvallis location through October 31st before we flush it all out.

08/24/2013

Come in this weekend and get a free bran muffin.

08/11/2013

I invite you all to give a s**t!!

08/11/2013

I would like to thank all the people who made this happen. Even for your smallest efforts.

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Albany, OR
97321

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

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