The Lamp Post

The Lamp Post Former home of the Akron He-Man breakfast platter 🍳 Now I guess we’re just a meme sh*tposting page When the bars close at 2:30 a.m.
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"When I drove past the super-hip greasy spoon the Lamp Post a few weeks ago I couldn’t help but notice the challenge painted on their window: The He-Man Breakfast. This is a true heart-clogger only those with stomachs of steel and bowels of brass can take on: three eggs (any way you like ’em), two meats (patties, links, or bacon), pancakes or French toast, two massive servings of hash browns, two slices of toast (white or wheat), and the required biscuits and sausage gravy, all served on a gigantic pizza platter. The first time I visited the restaurant there was a gentleman who brought in two fish he had caught in Lake Erie. While the cook sliced, diced, and fried them up he told us he had two He-Mans in the same night. I don’t know if he was joking, but I wouldn’t try it myself. Just take a look at the photo and let me know what you think. The Lamp Post is currently (as of this posting) open 24/7. it’s supposedly packed with a crowd ready to either fight or pass out. Even when you visit during daytime hours expect to sit next to both the upper crust and the hoi palloi. There’s no question you’ll be referred to as “Honey” by the gracious wait staff. I was also granted the honor of sitting next to a real chill individual named Cory Frizzell who had a lot of enjoyable charisma."

09/21/2026
09/20/2026

He-Man Vs Throat Goat who would win

Say hello to our newest line cook
09/19/2026

Say hello to our newest line cook

09/19/2026

small businesses will be like “support local”! then use AI

09/17/2026

Most Bigfoot sightings occur at the Lamp Post

09/17/2026

What’s your favorite Lamp Post memory? Mine is when Lemmy from Motörhead came in trashed and smoking ci******es and slammed down a He-Man platter during the 70s before Motörhead when he toured Akron with his band Hawkwind đŸ€˜

Someone tell Ed Sheeran to fill out an application to be a line cook here at this Akron, Ohio USA restaurant Just kiddin...
09/17/2026

Someone tell Ed Sheeran to fill out an application to be a line cook here at this Akron, Ohio USA restaurant
Just kidding he can succ an egg đŸ„š

Click like if you would put this meat in your mouth
05/31/2026

Click like if you would put this meat in your mouth

449 Howe Ave (44221) - Target Parking Lot
Thursday to Sunday / 12:00PM - SOLD OUT!

“Whip your taste buds into shape at B**M BBQ"!

Fresh, daily smoked meats!

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05/31/2026

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Hello everyone! The paperwork is signed, the licenses are secured, and we are officially cleared for takeoff! We are incredibly excited to announce our Soft Opening starting tomorrow 11:00 am May 30, 2026.

What's on the Horizon:
We're ready to start smashing up some absolutely fantastic, locally sourced beef for the ultimate burger experience. 🍔

Coming Very Soon: Our signature BBQ menu and alcohol sales will be rolling out shortly. Stay tuned for the full Winks experience!

We are brand new, we're still fine-tuning our rhythm and working out the kinks (be gentle). We deeply appreciate your patience and support as our team gets into the groove.

We can't wait to welcome you through our doors, serve up some incredible food, and see all of your beautiful faces 😊

-Bradley Robinson (Owner)

Address

2081 E Market Street
Akron, OH
44312

Telephone

+13307841027

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