The Lamp Post

The Lamp Post Former home of the Akron He-Man breakfast platter 🍳 Now I guess we’re just a meme sh*tposting page When the bars close at 2:30 a.m.
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"When I drove past the super-hip greasy spoon the Lamp Post a few weeks ago I couldn’t help but notice the challenge painted on their window: The He-Man Breakfast. This is a true heart-clogger only those with stomachs of steel and bowels of brass can take on: three eggs (any way you like ’em), two meats (patties, links, or bacon), pancakes or French toast, two massive servings of hash browns, two

slices of toast (white or wheat), and the required biscuits and sausage gravy, all served on a gigantic pizza platter. The first time I visited the restaurant there was a gentleman who brought in two fish he had caught in Lake Erie. While the cook sliced, diced, and fried them up he told us he had two He-Mans in the same night. I don’t know if he was joking, but I wouldn’t try it myself. Just take a look at the photo and let me know what you think. The Lamp Post is currently (as of this posting) open 24/7. it’s supposedly packed with a crowd ready to either fight or pass out. Even when you visit during daytime hours expect to sit next to both the upper crust and the hoi palloi. There’s no question you’ll be referred to as “Honey” by the gracious wait staff. I was also granted the honor of sitting next to a real chill individual named Cory Frizzell who had a lot of enjoyable charisma."

05/04/2026

Line cooks always be like Sorry i’m late i was
C r a n k i n M y H o g

05/04/2026
05/02/2026

LFG

05/01/2026

I tolerate soo much but once my mind made up & my feelings change its a wrap

04/30/2026

It’s gonna be MAY Who wants to go see that new Grogu movie with me (stop calling my guy Baby Yoda)

04/30/2026

What’s the best damn meat you’ve had inside you? (And keep your minds outta the gutters) Honestly for me it’s Best D-mn Smoked Meats - B**M BBQ food truck.

04/20/2026

You come to The Lamp Post on 4/20 what are you ordering?

Pleased to announce The Lamp Post will now do CHOCO TACO milkshakes!! 🥤🍨 Come get some jk April Fools joke the only taco...
04/01/2026

Pleased to announce The Lamp Post will now do CHOCO TACO milkshakes!! 🥤🍨 Come get some jk April Fools joke the only taco being served is in the backseat of my Dad’s Ford Fiesta! God bless Akron, Ohio what’s the first model car you ever got some in

01/30/2026

Stay home if you sick

Come over if you thicc

Beautiful weather today in Akron, Ohio 😍
01/25/2026

Beautiful weather today in Akron, Ohio 😍

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2081 E Market Street
Akron, OH
44312

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+13307841027

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