Noisy Oyster

Noisy Oyster Noisy Oyster is your go to spot for fresh seafood in Akron. It’s a great place for dinner or a drink, or both! Stop by and enjoy, we hope to see you soon!
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Located in the Merriman Valley next to Sand Run Metro Park, the Noisy Oyster offers you scenic dining in a friendly atmosphere. Stop in soon and let us serve you.

09/01/2026
IT'S MERRIMAN VALLEY HANDSHAKE SEASONShot of MalörtCan of Hamm’s Beer$5 COMBO DURING EVERY CLEVELAND BROWNS GAMEDoes Mal...
08/27/2026

IT'S MERRIMAN VALLEY HANDSHAKE SEASON

Shot of Malört
Can of Hamm’s Beer
$5 COMBO DURING EVERY CLEVELAND BROWNS GAME

Does Malört taste like someone distilled a bad decision, bottled up some regret, and dared you to drink it? Yes.
Does Hamm’s pair perfectly with it? Yes!
Mostly because after that shot, your taste buds have already given up.
Wondering what this has to do with the Cleveland Browns…

It’s basically the perfect pairing.
Malört is painful.
Hamm’s is humble.
The Browns are… well… the Browns.

Every Browns game is already a journey through the Factory of Sadness, so why not have a drink that tastes like the inside of that factory?

Malört + Hamm’s = The Merriman Valley Handshake.

$5 of pure misery.

We are ready for Akron's biggest day of the year!!Now serving the official beer of Porch RokrThirsty Dog Porch Rokr Lage...
08/12/2026

We are ready for Akron's biggest day of the year!!
Now serving the official beer of Porch Rokr
Thirsty Dog Porch Rokr Lager

You've been asking who our new neighbors would be, and we're excited to finally share the news...Please help us welcome ...
08/06/2026

You've been asking who our new neighbors would be, and we're excited to finally share the news...

Please help us welcome Time Traveler to the Merriman Valley!

They're celebrating their Grand Reopening this Saturday, and we'd love to see our Noisy Oyster family stop by and show them some
Merriman Valley hospitality!

Address

1375 N Portage Path
Akron, OH
44313

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 1am
Tuesday 12pm - 1am
Wednesday 12pm - 1am
Thursday 12pm - 1am
Friday 12pm - 2am
Saturday 12pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 1am

Telephone

+13308647500

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