The Classic Cone

09/02/2026

Cherry! You’ve been waiting…patiently! That means it’s chocolate, butterscotch or cherry dips for the next month! Which one are you choosing?

08/31/2026

I mean hey, you can’t fight science! Grab a mulligan after your next gym visit!

HARVARD & MAYO CLINIC JUST DROPPED THE MOST DANGEROUS STUDY OF THE DECADE

Post-workout Dairy Queen Blizzard consumption spikes muscle protein synthesis 43% higher than boring chicken breast + rice.

Key findings:

- Medium Oreo Blizzard (or any Blizzard variant) immediately post-training → +43% MPS elevation at 3-hour mark vs standard 40g protein chicken & rice meal

The magic combo? Massive insulin spike from sugar + dairy casein/whey blend + healthy fats from mix-ins = anabolic na**lm

Subjects who blended in extra cookie pieces & ate it straight from the cup while still sweaty clocked +51% (the “primal Blizzard ritual” multiplier)

Chicken + rice group: respectable but flatline MPS after 90 min, basically catabolic after the initial spike

Lab quote: “The Blizzard creates a perfect anabolic window: fast carbs for glycogen, dairy protein for sustained release, and pure hedonic pleasure for cortisol suppression. Chicken and rice? That’s what weak men eat when they’re afraid of joy.”

08/27/2026

Just going to whisper this here…so everyone doesn’t flood our window at once! 😜 See you soon!

08/27/2026

08/23/2026

New flavors just started: it’s cookie time!!!
COOKIE BUTTER CRUNCH
COOKIE MONSTER
and COOKIES AND CREAM
DF/GF: added Raspberry Sorbet and PEANUT BUTTER AND COOKIES (of course 😂)

The regulars are still here and Key Lime Pie and Creamsicle will rotate in soon!

08/16/2026

Who’s been waiting for Banana Cream Pie 🍌 , or Toasted coconut 🥥 (sorry this is NOT the dairy free one)? They’ve arrived!
As usual: Butter Pecan, Mint Chip, Espresso Chip
And: Peach, Birthday Cake, Chocolate Fudge Brownie
DF/GF: Peppermint Chip, Chocolate Mousse, Raspberry Dole, Mango Dole, Watermelon Sorbet.

Ice cream cookies are Buy One, Get One!

We wrangled a few more delicious fresh peaches 🍑 for milkshakes, while they last!

So much to love! See you soon!