09/14/2026
Here’s your reminder: 15 minutes early is always on time.
You know those mornings when you start the vehicle, ready to head out the door, and realize… EVERY COW IS OUTSIDE THE PASTURE FENCE.
So naturally, you spend the next several minutes quietly herding cows back where they belong, trying not to wake everyone in the house because the kids have school. 🤫😂
Moral of the story: Give yourself the extra 15 minutes. You never know when your morning commute is going to turn into a full-blown cattle roundup.
Also, if you’re looking for a gift for someone - this DEWALT POWER TOOLS spot light is where it’s at! Bright enough to see where you’re going, strong enough to redirect those who aren’t listening. 🫣
And now… coffee. Because apparently I’ve earned it. ☕️🐄
