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15/06/2017

HOUSE VISITATION RULES*

1. Always call before visiting.
2. Kindly remove your shoes before entering ones house, you dont clean it.
3. If you're from the rural, kindly carry some chicken, fish, beans or other produce. Cost of living is high.
4. If in the same city, try visiting after meal times, observe family budget.
5. If whoever you want isn't in, go back..stop entertaining the spouse or the maid.
6. If you must go for a long call, kindly flush a leave the loo as clean as u found it.
7. Visit on your own, don't carry groups to someone's house.
8. Take your complicated nonsense far away..I don't eat red fish, I'm allergic to starch etc. No one forced you here.
9. If you're an overnight guest...u must bathe.
10. If you have a running stomach..stay in your house.
11. Cease all stupid questions....have you completed mortgage, is that your landlord, how much was this carpet.
12. When serving food do not overload, u're not the only hungry soul.
13. Don't confuse the household claiming you're full n satisfied n can only taste a bit....and end up tasting four full bowls.
14. As much as possible invite your host to your home as well.
15. Don't start haggling for the remote with your hosts kids. That's their home.
16. If your host assists u with an umbrella, raincoat or flashlight..kindly return promptly with gratitude. Do not keep.
17. When visiting a household with kids. Kindly carry for them some biscuits, sweets etc. These are proper manners.
18. If u do breakfast with your host, try your utmost best, not to do lunch,as well. They don't offer food relief.
19. If u're staying for overnight, you dont have to embarrass everyone by washing your underwear and hanging it like a flag in,awkward places...simply Rewind it until you get to your home.

20. Ensure that you help around. Dont wait for everything to be done for u.

I hope we are together.

12/04/2017

Here is a list of things you can do to practice
living life with no regrets
Realize that it’s okay to make mistakes. Just make sure to learn from them, forgive yourself, and move on.
2. Make your health and wellness a top priority and always take care of yourself so you’re ready to take care of others.
3. Follow your own path, not one that others want you to follow.
4. Find the humor in life and laugh like there is no tomorrow.
5. Relax and move with the flow of life by being unafraid of change.
6. Be adventurous by trying new things and taking more risks.
7. Have more intellectual curiosity and embrace creativity. 8. Try to find happiness with as many different people as you can.
9. Think for yourself instead of letting other people’s opinions influence you too much.
10. Try not to judge people before you get to know them.
11. Be thankful for what you have now instead of thinking about what you don’t have.
12. Wish well upon everyone equally and try to admire without envy.
13. Share your happiness with others instead of hoarding it all for yourself.
14. Don’t try to change someone—love who they are now.
15. Enjoy the journey, not just the destination.
16. Know that happiness is bigger than any bank account.
17. Control negative thoughts so that they don’t contribute to the outcome of your life.
18. Use your energy wisely because spending energy complaining, worrying, or being impatient is just wasted energy.
19. Be bold. Find the courage to change things that should be changed and accept that there are some things that cannot be changed.
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20.Love your work. If you don’t currently love ❤ what you do, figure out what you would love and take the first step toward that life.
21. Turn your discontent into a mystery and enjoy trying to solve it.
22. Face problems from different angles in order to find solutions.
23. Gain independence by realizing that on this earth we are all dependent upon each other.
24. Change your perspective by taking on a wider view of things.
25. Don’t waste time trying to bring disagreeable people around to liking you.
26. Become the person you would like to spend the rest of your life with.
27. Be honest with yourself and others by saying what you mean and meaning what you say.
28. Treat people with respect and compassion.
29. Live in the now by loving the present and being aware of your thoughts and actions. Think happy thoughts and speak powerful words.
30. Try not to put things off until later.
31. Never hold grudges.
32. Face your fears head on and try to do the things that you think you cannot do.
33. Spend time with people who make you happy while also not depending on other people for your own happiness.
34. Stand up for yourself and others and don’t let anyone or anything hold you back.
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35. Be yourself and love who you are now.
36. Be a participant in life rather than an observer.
37. Do the things that you love to do as much as you can.
38. Write out a list of goals and achieve them by doing them step by step. Don’t give up when things get difficult.
39. Do something every day that makes you feel proud of yourself—commit random acts of kindness whenever you get the chance.
40. And always keep on moving forward.
I know it seems like a rather large list of things to take on, but you can accomplish a lot on this list by doing just one thing. For example, right now as I’m typing this I’m putting into practice atleast eighteen things. Put these things into practice and see where life takes you, without regrets

05/12/2016

A woman called the police station
one evening and said, "My husband has gone out with a girlfriend and right now am going after them.
I have a gun and when I find them, I
will kill both of them right away". The police asked, "Where exactly have they gone?".
Woman :They went to watch a certain Comedian show.
The police rushed quickly and went to the place and make sure they arrived earlier
than the woman.
When they reached the place, they took
the mic from the Comedian and start
announcing, "If there is a married man here and has come with a girlfriend,you must leave immediately. Your wife is coming right now with a gun to shoot both of you dead".
The police were surprised that the
door became small as everyone was running out and the show ended because even the Comedian himself ran away!!!

05/12/2016

One day
Idi Amin
went for a drink with his ministers in a hotel.After a few hours of drinking Amin called the waiter to bring the bill.Then waiter brought the bill as shown below

Amin 50000/=
Musoke 15000/=
Mayanja 20000/=
Isak 15000/=
TOTAL 100000/=
Amin shouted "I will pay for everyone else but Total must pay for himself.I didn't invite him besides he owns many petrol stations around the country.😆😆😆😂😂😂

29/11/2016

One day, Kamoga Timothy, an illiterate, was enjoying the sun at Lido beach.... A lady came and asked him, are u relaxing?? "No I am Kamoga", he replied. Another guy came and asked the same question. He answered "No, no, me am Kamoga." A third person came and asked the same question. Angrily, he left the place. Whilst walking he saw another guy lying in the sun. Kamoga walked to him and asked: "are u relaxing?" The guy being more educated answered "Yes, I am relaxing." Kamoga slapped him in his face and said, "Stupid idiot, everyone is looking for u and u are sitting over here!"

23/11/2016

FUNNIEST MORAL LESSON EVER.
One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.
"But sir, I have a wife and five children with me. They are over there, under that tree".
"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and seven children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"
Lesson: Never trust managers... and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS .
Dedicated to all managers....

26/07/2016

THE STORY OF A WOODCUTTER
Once upon a time, a very strong woodcutter asked for a job in a timber merchant and he got it. The pay was really good and so was the work condition. For those reasons, the woodcutter was determined to do his best.

His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he supposed to work.

The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees.

“Congratulations,” the boss said. “Go on that way!”

Very motivated by the boss words, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he could only bring 15 trees. The third day he tried even harder, but he could only bring 10 trees. Day after day he was bringing less and less trees.

“I must be losing my strength”, the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on.

“When was the last time you sharpened your axe?” the boss asked.

“Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees…”

Reflection:

Our lives are like that. We sometimes get so busy that we don’t take time to sharpen the “axe”. In today’s world, it seems that everyone is busier than ever, but less happy that ever.

Why is that? Could it be that we have forgotten how to stay “sharp”? There’s nothing wrong with activity and hard work. But we should not get so busy that we neglect the truly important things in life, like our personal life, taking time to get close to our Creator, giving more time for our family, taking time to read etc.

We all need time to relax, to think and meditate, to learn and grow. If we don’t take the time to sharpen the “axe”, we will become dull and lose our effectiveness.
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19/07/2016

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15/07/2016

Children day story!One day a father and his rich family took his young son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing him how poor people can be.They spent a day and a night in the farm of a very poor family. When they returned from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?""Very good, Dad!" "Did you see how poor some people are?" the father asked. "Yeah!" "And what did you learn?"The son answered: "I saw that we have a dog at home, and they have four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of the garden, while they havea creek that has no end. We have imported lamps inthe garden, and they have the stars. Our patio reaches to the front yard, they have a whole horizon.""They eat together and their grandpa tell them stories at night, they laugh and enjoy every moment,friends come from other places, they help each other, they really loved and assist their neighbors.When the little boy finished, his father was speechless.His son added, "Thanks, Dad, for showing me how poor we are!" Isn't it true that it all depends on the way you look at things? If you have love, friends, family, health, good humor and a positive attitude toward life, you've got everything!You can't buy any of these things. You can have all the material possessions you can imagine, provisions for the future, etc., but if you are poor of spirit, you have nothing!Happy Children's Day.
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15/07/2016

PSYCHOLOGY SAYS:

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¤~ If you miss someone, there are 75% chances that the person will come into your dreams.

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¤~ A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been raised in the arms of a queen.

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¤~ No matter how strong of a person you are, there's always someone who can make you weak.

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¤~ A person who seems jealous or clingy is actually someone who cares the most.

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¤~ Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you're best without.

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¤~ You can't make the same mistakes twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake, it's a choice.

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¤~ Ironically, the people who ignore you now will somehow need you later.

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¤~ The girls who say, "A lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

15/07/2016

IRONY OF LIFE
Strange but true..............
1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble.
2. The doctor hopes you get sick.
3. The police hope you become a criminal.
4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid.
5. The landlord hopes that you dont buid a house.
6. The pr******te hopes you dont marry.
7. The dentist hopes your teeth decay.
8. The mechanic hopes your car breaks down.
9. The coffine-maker wants you dead.
10. Only a thief wishes you prosperity on life.....
Hug a thief next to you!!!!!!!!

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SMALL GATE
Nakawa

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0782631699

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