Ekyitara Restaurant

10/07/2019

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What kind of tissue can you sleep on? - A Nap-kin

Why do bees have sticky hairs? - Coz they use honey combs

Why did the banker quit his job? - He lost interest

If a tortilla released a song, what genre would it be? - Wrap

How much does a millennial weigh? - An Instagram.

@ Pounds in Kiwatule opp. Sunset Apartments.

03/07/2019

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"
"That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"
"Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Sweet and sour pork @ Ekyitara Restaurant at Pounds, opposite Sunset Apartments.

02/07/2019

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom?
A: Where’s my pop corn?

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why are you missing a step in life?
A: Because you haven't tried out the best and and from Restaurant at Pounds Bar in Kiwatule opposite Sunset Apartments.

28/06/2019

28/06/2019

A beautiful girl once informed her father that her boyfriend wanted to come and see him to ask for her hand in marriage. Her father was delighted.
On the day, her boyfriend arrived while chewing gum. He father was enraged and challenged him.

Father: Isn't chewing gum a sign of disrespect?
BF: No, it's just that I drank a bit.
Father: You mean you also drink?
BF: Yes, when I go to the club.
Father: Yamawe! You go clubbing too? How long have you been clubbing?
BF: Since I got out of jail.
Father: Nshwere! So you were also once in jail? Why were you in jail.
BF: Yes. Because I killed someone.
Father: Now why did you kill someone?
BF: Because he didn't want me to marry his daughter.
Father: Cho! You have my blessing.

You're all invited to the wedding... Ekyitara will be serving the best local dishes in Kampala. We have evidence at Ekyitara restaurant at Pounds bar in Kiwatule opposite Sunset apartments.

We serve local food, mulokonyi (mulokonyi makes the best soup for the worst hangovers so we got your fix 😉), fresh juice, goat, chicken, pork and soups and stews (mulokonyi, goat, chicken) and eshabwe.
We do catering for functions and serve lunch on contract for companies too.
For parents, we do Kids' break and lunch packages.
For orders and deliveries, please call: 0782322366/0781097158.