McDonald's Eastern Ukraine

23/02/2022

Is it a good time to revive this page?

21/11/2016

Created a new page, this ones gonna be more active since I've got other admins!

TV Network

27/01/2016

How many Ukrainian fascists does it take to make a Big Mac

12/12/2015

We are saddened to tell everyone that one of our branches in Crimea had to close we no longer have fresh beef patties because our freezer got fu**ed from that electric black out thankfully, power is now online thanks to Putin

22/11/2015

Slava Ukraini

12/11/2015

Привіт friends. In the Fallout spirit, McDonalds Eastern Ukraine is introducing the Fallout Experience. Screw Roaming the wasteland on your computer come to our the real wasteland here in Eastern Ukraine. We may be short of radiation but we are definitely full of things that want to kill you. Explore the city of Donetsk and cross the Sea of Azov to the newly annexed Crimea. Welcome to новий Україна

04/11/2015

Вітаю friends.I would like to announce the opening of our new play ground in our Komsomol's'ke branch. The play ground if for all of the troops and children who want to unwind amidst the shelling and rockets. The new playground is the wreck of a Russian tank.

03/11/2015

What the е***ь is this bu****it. The fu***ng Ukrainian government has left all of their tanks in front of our Luhansk branch. F**k you Poroshenko now that we have all these tanks. Now we will keep these tanks and give them to whoever buys 12 великий Mac's. So don't be late get your free T-84 with a purchase of 12 великий Mac's!

03/11/2015

We are now hiring order takers now! Due to the influx of Russian speaking fighters coming to our branches, we now need full time Russian speaking staff to talk to the separatist. Remember if you are going to join us we are not liable for any injury that involves bullet wounds and shrapnel. Also you must be able to guard the trenches surrounding our restaurant for 24 hours and be able to operate a PK machine gun. Дякую

02/11/2015

someone has left a crate full of brand new AK-47's outside of our Donetsk Airport branch. Now that we have this supply, who ever buys more than $30 worth of food you will get a complementary AK-47 with 2 mags full of ammo.

01/11/2015

We are saddened to tell everyone that our manager of our Donetsk branch has been killed on a supply run. He was killed in the ammo depot Explosion. On the bright side we are now hiring. All looking to join must have experience at being shot at, know how to operate an AK-47 and have a basic knowledge of explosives. We hope you send in your applications

01/11/2015

I would love to announce our new trench to trench program. Our delivery men will now be bringing you food directly to your trenches, even on the front lines! So always remember that we deliver when your shooting at separatist or at loyalist