08/07/2026
Got a wild theory? Great.
Got zero proof to back it up? Even better.
Come spend an evening celebrating shaky logic, sweeping assumptions, and nonsense delivered with total conviction. Pitch your craziest theory, listen to everyone else’s, and cast your vote for the best one.
This is your moment to lay out the most far-fetched idea you’ve ever had — and say it like you mean it. Golden rule: the less you’ve actually looked into it, the more convincing you’ll sound.
As the arguments spiral further from reality, Sebze Lisboa will keep the food coming and Ignorante Wines will keep the glasses full to help everyone think clearly (or not). By night’s end, the crowd picks the theory that’s most confidently clueless, and the winner walks away with an Ignorante Wines gift box.
🎟️ Ticket includes 1 drink
⚠️ Spots are limited.
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