UTAS This page is for people who love laughing their hearts out and die.

For those who would burst out laughing and scream "Utas!"

For those who doesn't know, "Utas" means dead.

Toxic na ba bes?
04/01/2019

Toxic na ba bes?

09/11/2011

What's your UTAS moment mga boy? Comment and share us! :">

05/11/2011

I was arrested last night for possesion of pretty face. Hays

05/11/2011

Guys please like Galing nare! hindi pa mag-abroad! :)

25/10/2011

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

16/10/2011

Hello UTAS?! Wtf!

Maganda kasi ako dito, kaya i d DP ko to sa UTAS. >:)
14/10/2011

Maganda kasi ako dito, kaya i d DP ko to sa UTAS. >:)

09/10/2011

Chicks: Doc, pacheck-up po.

Doc: Sige. Hubad ka ng panty at bra tapos higa ka.

Chicks: Hindi po ako. Itong lola ko po.

Doc: Sige lola, hinga na lang po ng malalim

07/10/2011

Sa restaurant

LOLO: Pwe! WAITER!!!

Waiter: Yes Sir?..
LOLO: Ano ba ‘tong steak na ‘to? Ang tigas tigas!

(Tinikman ng waiter ang steak)

Waiter: Malambot naman po at juicy pa.

LOLO: Paano ‘di lalambot ‘yan? 30 minutes ko ng nginunguya.

05/10/2011

Like niyo to:
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Lipa City Colleges Planking

04/10/2011

Guys! Magse sembreak na. :)

29/09/2011

MATUMAL!

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