Intoxicoffee

Intoxicoffee "Hindi nakakalasing pero nakakaadik." Intoxicated by coffee, not by anything else.

The idea behind Intoxicoffee is derived from the word "intoxicated"—not by alcohol or drugs, but by a pure passion for great coffee.

🚨 Intox-C's Antidote has officially found its way after getting lost at Agoo Eco Park La Union, and is now fully back on...
29/05/2026

🚨 Intox-C's Antidote has officially found its way after getting lost at Agoo Eco Park La Union, and is now fully back on track to handle the crisis..

📰 Recent updates confirm a massive, widespread surge in VIRAL EXHAUSTION and countless cases of daily BURNOUT. In immediate response to this growing FATIGUE, emergency measures are now being taken, and the ANTIDOTE is finally ready to deploy.

📦💨 No need to step outside—it is being delivered right to your front door to tackle the exhaustion.

❗Do not wait for the burnout to take over. Order now and secure your immediate delivery!

⁉️ SEE COMMENT SECTION FOR THE MENU & ORDER FORM

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PRE-ORDER FOR MAY 27, 2026 (WEDNESDAY) 🚨How to order⁉️1. get the SECRET FORM by saving the 2nd photo or do message us.2....
25/05/2026

PRE-ORDER FOR MAY 27, 2026 (WEDNESDAY) 🚨

How to order⁉️
1. get the SECRET FORM by saving the 2nd photo or do message us.
2. FILL-IN by editing the secret form photo. (indicate also the preferred date)
3. then send it to us.

❗ FREE DELIVERY around UNITED STA. RITA and BARANGAY'S NEIGHBOUR
❗ FREE DELIVERY around AGOO, LA UNION if 4 orders and above

ATTENTION ALL SUBJECTS: WE'RE BACK! ❗🚨The outbreak of EXHAUSTION has reached critical levels, but the ANTIDOTE is offici...
21/05/2026

ATTENTION ALL SUBJECTS: WE'RE BACK! ❗🚨

The outbreak of EXHAUSTION has reached critical levels, but the ANTIDOTE is officially ready and officially resuming operations on May 22, 2026 (Friday).🧪☣️

Our classic loyalty card has been officially upgraded to the IMMUNITY PASS 🪪✨. Every ANTIDOTE you order gets you closer to SAFE ZONE ACCESS (and free drinks!).

*We don't have a physical lab (shop) for you to sit in just yet, but our chemist are working around the clock. We are fully operational for PRE-ORDERS and DELIVERY to bring the antidote straight to your containment zone!

Don't wait until the symptoms of a Friday morning slump set in. Slide into our DMs now to log your Pre-Order for tomorrow's dispatch.

Your daily dose of survival liquid is just one message away. Stay safe, stay caffeinated.

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Santa Rita Sur
Agoo
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