The Residence

06/06/2026

30/05/2026 🤩

05/06/2026

Chur whānau! 🤙 We have a massive week lined up at your local, and you’d be absolutely psycho to miss it. Here is the play-by-play so you can text the crew and get sorted:

🗓️ MONDAY – Poker Night (8pm)
Time to channel your inner shark or just bluff your way through like you do at work. See you at the table from 8pm sharp. 🃏💸

🗓️ TUESDAY – Musical Bingo (7pm)
Drop in from 7pm. We have a massive $150 worth of Food & Beverage vouchers up for grabs. Dust off the singing voice and come claim it! 🎤🥑

🗓️ WEDNESDAY – The Big One! (From 7pm)

• Quiz Night (7pm): Over $200 in F&B vouchers to be won. Get the brain boxes together. 🧠🍻
• SNAKE EYES 🎲: It’s sitting at $500 cold hard cash and it HAS TO BE WON!!! Do not sleep on this, someone is walking away rich. 🤑
• Water Pong (9:30pm): Sink 'em to win 'em. 🌊🏓
• Live Band: Keeping the vibes immaculate all night! 🎸🥁

🗓️ THURSDAY – Karaoke Night (10pm)
Unleash your inner Celine Dion. We are giving away $200 in F&B vouchers just for stepping up to the mic. Absolute bargain. 🎙️🔥

🗓️ FRIDAY – COREY’S BIRTHDAY!! 🎂
Friday is strictly for Corey! Come down and party because the man is turning another year older ffs. 🤦‍♂️

If looks could kill, he’d be lethal lol. Strict house rule:

ABSOLUTELY NO SHOTS FOR COREY!!! pEriodd lol

Main man still needs his job on Monday, hahaha! 🤫🚫🥃

🗓️ SATURDAY – Footy Night (7:30pm)
The Wahs vs Sharks! We are awwnnnn! Get your jerseys on, we are backing the boys hard. UP THE WAHS! 💥🏉

🗓️ SUNDAY – Pool Comp (9pm)
Winding down the weekend with a cheeky pool comp from 9pm. Bring your A-game or just come for the yarn. 🎱🍺

Tag your partners in crime below and let's get amongst it! Chur 🏃‍♂️

(Corey is not pictured because he hates photos😅)

30/05/2026

WHAT’S ON NEXT WEEK??!!

Another loose week incoming at The Resi 🍻

👑 MONDAY – KING’S BIRTHDAY! From 8PM Poker
Public holiday antics, cold beers, questionable bluffs and at least one person saying “all in” with absolutely nothing 😂

🎵 TUESDAY – MUSICAL BINGO From 7PM
Sing it, scream it, absolutely butcher it… just know there’s $150 worth of F&B vouchers up for grabs 🍔🍺

🧠 WEDNESDAY – QUIZ NIGHT From 7PM
Over $200 in F&B vouchers to be won!!
Round up the "smartest" you know and pretend you paid attention in school 🤝

🐍 SNAKE EYES sitting at $450 cash!!

🏓 9:30PM – WATER PONG
$150 worth of F&B vouchers up for grabs 💦🍻
Elite athleticism meets terrible decision making.

🎸 PLUS — LIVE BAND, Cam & Sam are BACK!!
Absolute legends returning to soundtrack your midweek carry on

🎤 THURSDAY – KARAOKE NIGHT From 10pm
$200 in F&B vouchers to be won!!
Whether you sound like Whitney Houston or a dying lawnmower, we want ya on the mic 😂

🍾 FRIDAY – PARTY!!
No explanation needed.
Just turn up hydrated and emotionally prepared!!

🫦SATURDAY VIBES ONLY!!!
We awwwnnn team...........

🎱 SUNDAY – POOL COMP From 10pm iykyk 😎

Same place. Same chaos.
See ya next week Wellies!! Chur ♊️

22/05/2026

🍻SWEET AS, HERE’S YA WEEKLY LINEUP🍻

Righto, dust off the crocs, cancel ya “quiet week” plans and tell the missus you’ll “only be out for one” 🤥👇

♠️ MONDAY – POKER NIGHT
🕗 From 8PM
Come punt ya payWave earnings and stare at ya mates like you’re in a Netflix crime doc. 🃏😤

🎶 TUESDAY – MUSICAL BINGO with Paige
🕖 From 7PM
💰 $150 F&B vouchers up for grabs!

🧠 WEDNESDAY – QUIZ NIGHT
🕖 From 7PM
💰 Over $200 in F&B vouchers to be won!
🐍 Snake Eye sitting at a naughty $400 👀

AND THEN 👇

🏉 STATE OF ORIGIN – GAME 1
🕙 Kicks off 10PM
❤️ Queensland vs 💙 NSW
Who are ya backing then? Either way someone’s uncle is gonna start carrying on like he’s assistant coach after 4 jugs and a Woodstock 😭🍻

🎤 THURSDAY – KARAOKE NIGHT
💰 $200 F&B vouchers to be won!
Nothing brings the community together like hearing “Slice of Heaven” sung three keys too high by Uncle??!!

🏉 FRIDAY – FOOTY NIGHT
🔥 Hurricanes vs Crusaders from 7PM
Few pints, few punts, few “HE WAS OFFSIDE REF YA EGG” moments. Proper Kiwi culture 🤝🍺

🕺 SATURDAY – PARTY VIBES
Usual carry on 😈
Tunes pumping ✔️
Dancefloor stitched up ✔️
Someone losing a v**e worth more than their car ✔️

🏉 SUNDAY – WAHS NIGHT
💚 Wahs vs Panthers from 8PM
We ride together, we suffer together 😭😂

🎱 THEN STRAIGHT AFTER…
💰 $500 POOL COMP
🕘 Sign-ups from 9PM
🔥 ONLY 32 SPOTS
First in first served, no mucking around!!

AND PLEASE…
Be nice to Paige 😭 or she will personally banish you from the premises. 💀

Catch me outside, how bout dat??!! Chur ❤️

22/05/2026

16/05/2026 🥳

21/05/2026

🚨 STATE OF ORIGIN GAME 1 🚨

The battle of the states is back next week, and we are showing it live! 🏈 Kick-off is at 10:00 PM, but if you think you can just rock up and steal a seat, you are dreaming mate. 🤫
Book now to secure your table.

• BOOKINGS FROM 9:30 PM ONLY 🛑 Do not rock up at 7:00 PM trying to buy one hot chip to hold down a table for three hours. Bookings start from 9:30 PM ONLY.

• CALL US ON 04 979 8042 📱 Yes, using actual cellular data to make a landline phone call. Like our ancestors did lol

• NO FACEBOOK MESSENGER 🙅‍♂️ We do not check it. Ever!!

• NO INSTAGRAM DMs 🙅‍♀️ It is a graveyard of unread messages in there.

• DO NOT ASK YOUR COUSIN 🚫 We do not care if your cousin’s boyfriend’s brother is on shift. He has no power here. He cannot get you a table.

Call us from 4pm 04 979 8042 or enjoy watching the game on your phone in your car. Chur 😂

19/05/2026

2/5/2026 🥳

15/05/2026

🎲 NEXT WEEK AT THE RESI🎲

MONDAY♠️ Poker Night from 8PM
Come bluff your mates, fold under pressure, and say “I was just building the pot”

TUESDAY🎤 Musical Bingo from 7PM
Expect absolute scenes when someone misses Mr Brightside because they were outside va**ng and oversharing 😅

WEDNESDAY = PURE CHAOS
🧠 Quiz Night from 7PM
Get 9 mates together so one smart cousin can carry the team 🙃

💦 Water Pong from 9:30PM
Like beer pong… but with enough water flying around to accidentally baptise someone from the Hutt??!!

🎸 Live Band from 9:30PM
Dance floor slowly turning into a nature show lol

👀 Snake Eyes sitting at $350!! could be YOU 👀

THURSDAY🎤 Karaoke Night
Win $200 in F&B vouchers
Sing like your ex is outside watching through the window 🥸

FRIDAY🍻 Normal party vibes
Just the beautiful sound of 14 people yelling “YEAH THE BOYS” at absolutely nothing 🤣

SATURDAY🏉 Footy Night
7PM — Hurricanes vs Highlanders
7:30PM — Warriors vs Dragons

Serious question…
Which game are we watching first?? because legally if the Wahs are on, every TV within a 5km radius should automatically switch over.

SUNDAY🎱 Pool Comp from 10PM
For the night owls, hospitality creatures, and people who said “just one quiet drink” on Friday and somehow it’s now SUNDAY??
See ya next week ya beautiful weirdos 🍻

13/05/2026

We awwn!!!

Here's where you catch us this week
Tonight 13th May at The Residence 9pm till late
Friday 15th May at the Porirua Club
Sunday 17th May at St Johns Bar & Eatery

08/05/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Whatever plans you thought you had next week… cancel them. They were mid anyway 🤦‍♂️

🃏 MONDAY 8PM – POKER NIGHT
High stakes. Low morals. Someone’s walking out rich, someone’s walking out texting “u up?” 😅

🎤 TUESDAY 7PM – MUSICAL BINGO
Not your nana’s bingo. If you hit a line and don’t scream it like you’ve won the lotto… disqualified emotionally 😤🎶

🧠 WEDNESDAY 7PM – QUIZ NIGHT
Round up your so-called geniuses and your professional guessers?
Confidence will be high… accuracy? not so much after a couple 🍻

💦 9:30PM – WATER PONG
Olympic sport if the Olympics were unhinged 🏆

🎸 9:30PM – LIVE BAND
If your ears aren’t ringing, were you even there???

🐍 SNAKE EYES – $300 CASH
Roll the dice. Change your life. Or don’t. We love chaos either way 🎲💸

🍻 THURSDAY 10PM – $200 F&B VOUCHERS
Free kai & drinks?? In THIS economy?? Say less 😎

🕺 FRIDAY – PARTY MODE!!!!
No thoughts. Just vibes. Possibly a shoe lost somewhere on the dancefloor 👟

🏉 SATURDAY 7PM – HURRICANES vs BLUES
Scream like you’re on the team. Coach still won’t pick you 😏

🏉 SUNDAY 6PM – WAHS vs BRONCOS
Heart rate up, voices gone by halftime 😁😤

🎱 9PM – WEEKLY POOL COMP
iykyk… and if you don’t, this is your villain origin story 😈

Enter at your own risk. Exit… unlikely. Chur 🥂