Kiwi Bogan Food Reviews

03/10/2026

Turret Takeaways Oamaru 7/10

03/10/2026

After a short Hiatus due to health I am back eating. Driving through Oamaru to Dunedin we decided to tick into a feed at the Turret Takeaways. Total cost $81. Included chicken fried rice, sweet n sour pork, Cambodian satay burger, 3 fish, battered o Ian sausage, plain sausage, 2 donuts and 3 scoops of chips.
The good - sweet n sour pork, chips, fish (thin shark but tasted okbattered onion sausage was different. Home made but better than precooked pre-made ones.
The bad - chicken fried rice tasted and smelt like I had made it at home with soy, oyster sauce and sesame oil.
Would I go back, yes but would order some different items. I had stopped off on way through before and rice wasn’t like this so bad day. Overall 7/10

10/09/2026

Mr Mans Bakery & Cafe

10/09/2026

Ashburton Pie Lovers !! I have tried them all up here. Last Thursday I entered Mr Man’s Bakery & Cafe.
Very old school. Pie variety what I would expect in 1990. Which isn’t bad !!! Service was faultless. Price was the best I have encountered between Dunedin and Christchurch.
I ordered steak and cheese, pepper steak, caramel slice and a can of v for $21.50.
Steak and Cheese. You could see the cheese on the inside . What a rarity. Pastry nice, size average. Solid 7.5/10
Pepper Steak Pie. As ordered. Pepper and steak chunks. Another 7.5.
Slice caught me off guard. I thought originally it was stale with how crispy the bottom was. Then I realised it was supposed to be like that. 7.5/10 for $4.50.
Pies at $6.50 make it cheap as. In my opinion and my opinion only best in Ashburton. Obviously if you want gourmet flavours you need to venture out but price/service/as advertised by a country mile the better of the three . Come at me with the hatred!! This is based Ashburton only!!

07/09/2026

Ceylon 85 !! Where have you been all my life? Sri Lankan cuisine is yummy. Service here is top notch ! B**r is cold. Price is very fair. If in doubt go to buffet at night time. Crab curry, lunch special of rice, 2 curry samples, paratha and drink. 2 beers and a noodle dish for $80. Can’t wait to take this bogan body back and put myself back to sleep in a food c**a

07/09/2026

07/09/2026

The Big One. Oamaru’s chosen bakery of the bogan and the under 30. The spot they stop at on the way to the meat works after a Oamaru bender ! Now am I comparing Oamaru bakeries to Timaru? No way outright loss.
Pork Belly Pie, Lamb Pie (woolly something), caramel crumble slice.
Pastry is nice here, soft not to dry. Bottoms soft. Other than the highest price in Oamaru my next pet peeve is adding things to fill out pies without being in the title. If I buy a pork belly pie, it should be the main ingredient. Apple was . The lamb pie had right amount of mint, not too much but more vege than anything. Don’t get me wrong, a slight title change and primo. Both pies were tasty. I see why it’s popular. Slice was on point. Coming back for the big steak and cheese off to compare Oamaru and Timaru Steak n Cheese Pies in-depth. Pork Pie 6.5/10. (Price high, large amounts of apple, gravy average) Wooly lamb pie 8/10 good chunks of lamb, perfect balance, lost two points due to excess vege, price and size. Good job Delectables !! Slice 9/10. Yummy. Size as good as I have come across!!! Service good

05/09/2026

Eilish Clarke well done. Please message me with your address so I can get it into the post for you !!! Eilish Clarke

30/08/2026

Is this how coffees are in the bigger centres? This is a regular flat white from Coffee Cube in Wigram, Christchurch. It didn’t take me long to drink !! Just a question ??