Donut Robot

04/10/2023

Putting the ROBOT up for sale fans probably on Trade Me will only sell it to someone I like no ar****les apply - finally got FACEBOOK working after 2 years will update........................

28/01/2023

Bloody wa**er...........

Laneway the latest in a string of events cancelled in Auckland due to flooding.

15/09/2022

Something strange going on with FACEBOOK or MEGA or whatever the f**k Zuckerburk calls it now - ended up on the radio today RNZ with Jessie Mulligan chewing the fat over the ROBOT closing down - a lovely bloke but have to say I was boring as f**k - was worried I would start swearing so it was like watching paint dry on a wet day so thanks Jessie - still planning the sale of the Toy Caravan punters finally getting to grips with my infirmities - Love you all and miss you bigstyle.............................

09/09/2022

Sad about the Queen falling off the perch this morning fans - as long as my arse has been pointing to the ground she has been on the scene - hope Meghan does the eulogy - love you still planning a DONUT ROBOT comeback.....

27/08/2022

Just found last nights splenetic ROBOT outburst or post as the current trendys call it - must have had a few cans which I blame COUNTDOWN for - discounting grog to crippled Donut Legends should be a prison sentence [ clucking bell - Frank Hickmott ]........................Getting back on point still planning a comeback but f**k knows how punters currently getting around on crutches looking like God knows what [ he's drunk not only that he lives in Wairoa ]..............................Long story short I will sort something out with the Toy Caravan maybe just open on the weekend with a support worker - thanks to Frank for chipping in you wooden ar****le - love you - will be doing an update soon and Tim H got a message for you as well go the AB's kick some Argie bottom..................................................

26/08/2022

Some breaking news on the ROBOT fans - been away for a while so it may pay to take my latest outburst with a grain of salt - not only that had a lazy few raro's to boot.......................... Long story short planning on starting up the Toy Caravan again after 5 months unemployed - dealing with the wonderful people at Social Welfare has left me losing the will to live - just to update punters the Medical Experts have written me off after 27 operations so despite numerous job offers can't sign an employment contract without lying through my teeth- however the intellectual capital at the Social Welfare don't give a flying f**k apparently I have too many assets - freehold house money business untold cars camper vans caravans etc. ......................................... As I pointed out to them if I was a derelict drunk with 10 dollars to his name it would be the red carpet - didn't go down well as you can guess they have shut down any communication with our deranged C.E.O.....................................So getting back on issue can't walk or function but planning on a comeback for the Toy Caravan - down to my last half million and missing my fans bigstyle - this post will self destruct in 3 minutes before the wa**ers at the Napier City Council start sharing it planning a response - love you losers - see you soon will update miss you so much..................................................................

19/08/2022

I'm joining this church tomorrow fans - need some structure in my life - this man is a visionary......................

Snappy dresser Pastor Pete has used church funds to team up with a developer who has a chequered business history.

11/08/2022

This f**king idiot is supposed to be running the country soon - God help us..........................

National's leader won't identify the staff member who was told about Sam Uffindell's past and did not pass the message on, Luke Malpass reports.

08/08/2022

Sums up the National Party fans - ar****les for Africa..................

The newest member of parliament didn’t apologise to his victim until 22 years later - just before he announced his political intentions.

08/08/2022

Missing you all bigstyle ROBOT fans - currently getting the Toy Caravan ready for sale - not easy broke my foot the other day getting around on crutches the plaster cast itches like f # # # to boot- thank God for pain medication [ cider ]................ Will be sad to see my baby Caravan leave home but will only go to someone that will love it not just the highest price - need some help to list it on TRADE-ME got a lazy $100 note to anyone that can give me a hand punters - got Storage Wars on at the minute still love and miss you always..................................

26/07/2022

Bald wa**er - I rest my case fans.......................

National Party leader Christopher Luxon says it was a mistake to post on social media suggesting he was in Te Puke, when he was holidaying in Hawaii.

24/07/2022

Dead f**king right - Luxon is a bald wa**er with the personality of a tennis racket - sorry yet again about my appalling language - missing all my ROBOT fans bigstyle..............

Under Chris Luxon’s leadership, the best idea the National party can summon is welfare for the wealthiest New Zealanders