Donut Robot

Donut Robot Hawke's Bay's new and only supplier of hot fresh large American donuts!

04/10/2023

Putting the ROBOT up for sale fans probably on Trade Me will only sell it to someone I like no ar****les apply - finally got FACEBOOK working after 2 years will update........................

Bloody wa**er...........
28/01/2023

Bloody wa**er...........

Laneway the latest in a string of events cancelled in Auckland due to flooding.

15/09/2022

Something strange going on with FACEBOOK or MEGA or whatever the f**k Zuckerburk calls it now - ended up on the radio today RNZ with Jessie Mulligan chewing the fat over the ROBOT closing down - a lovely bloke but have to say I was boring as f**k - was worried I would start swearing so it was like watching paint dry on a wet day so thanks Jessie - still planning the sale of the Toy Caravan punters finally getting to grips with my infirmities - Love you all and miss you bigstyle.............................

09/09/2022

Sad about the Queen falling off the perch this morning fans - as long as my arse has been pointing to the ground she has been on the scene - hope Meghan does the eulogy - love you still planning a DONUT ROBOT comeback.....

27/08/2022

Just found last nights splenetic ROBOT outburst or post as the current trendys call it - must have had a few cans which I blame COUNTDOWN for - discounting grog to crippled Donut Legends should be a prison sentence [ clucking bell - Frank Hickmott ]........................Getting back on point still planning a comeback but f**k knows how punters currently getting around on crutches looking like God knows what [ he's drunk not only that he lives in Wairoa ]..............................Long story short I will sort something out with the Toy Caravan maybe just open on the weekend with a support worker - thanks to Frank for chipping in you wooden ar****le - love you - will be doing an update soon and Tim H got a message for you as well go the AB's kick some Argie bottom..................................................

26/08/2022

Some breaking news on the ROBOT fans - been away for a while so it may pay to take my latest outburst with a grain of salt - not only that had a lazy few raro's to boot.......................... Long story short planning on starting up the Toy Caravan again after 5 months unemployed - dealing with the wonderful people at Social Welfare has left me losing the will to live - just to update punters the Medical Experts have written me off after 27 operations so despite numerous job offers can't sign an employment contract without lying through my teeth- however the intellectual capital at the Social Welfare don't give a flying f**k apparently I have too many assets - freehold house money business untold cars camper vans caravans etc. ......................................... As I pointed out to them if I was a derelict drunk with 10 dollars to his name it would be the red carpet - didn't go down well as you can guess they have shut down any communication with our deranged C.E.O.....................................So getting back on issue can't walk or function but planning on a comeback for the Toy Caravan - down to my last half million and missing my fans bigstyle - this post will self destruct in 3 minutes before the wa**ers at the Napier City Council start sharing it planning a response - love you losers - see you soon will update miss you so much..................................................................

I'm joining this church tomorrow fans - need some structure in my life - this man is a visionary......................
19/08/2022

I'm joining this church tomorrow fans - need some structure in my life - this man is a visionary......................

Snappy dresser Pastor Pete has used church funds to team up with a developer who has a chequered business history.

This f**king idiot is supposed to be running the country soon - God help us..........................
11/08/2022

This f**king idiot is supposed to be running the country soon - God help us..........................

National's leader won't identify the staff member who was told about Sam Uffindell's past and did not pass the message on, Luke Malpass reports.

Sums up the National Party fans - ar****les for Africa..................
08/08/2022

Sums up the National Party fans - ar****les for Africa..................

The newest member of parliament didn’t apologise to his victim until 22 years later - just before he announced his political intentions.

08/08/2022

Missing you all bigstyle ROBOT fans - currently getting the Toy Caravan ready for sale - not easy broke my foot the other day getting around on crutches the plaster cast itches like f # # # to boot- thank God for pain medication [ cider ]................ Will be sad to see my baby Caravan leave home but will only go to someone that will love it not just the highest price - need some help to list it on TRADE-ME got a lazy $100 note to anyone that can give me a hand punters - got Storage Wars on at the minute still love and miss you always..................................

Bald wa**er - I rest my case fans.......................
26/07/2022

Bald wa**er - I rest my case fans.......................

National Party leader Christopher Luxon says it was a mistake to post on social media suggesting he was in Te Puke, when he was holidaying in Hawaii.

Dead f**king right - Luxon is a bald wa**er with the personality of a tennis racket - sorry yet again about my appalling...
24/07/2022

Dead f**king right - Luxon is a bald wa**er with the personality of a tennis racket - sorry yet again about my appalling language - missing all my ROBOT fans bigstyle..............

Under Chris Luxon’s leadership, the best idea the National party can summon is welfare for the wealthiest New Zealanders

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89 Tennyson Street, Napier South
Napier
4110

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Tuesday 10:30am - 5pm
Wednesday 10:30am - 5pm
Thursday 10:30am - 5pm
Friday 10:30am - 5pm
Saturday 10:30am - 5pm
Sunday 10:30am - 5pm

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