Hell Pizza

24/10/2026

Nearly 2-year-old Noah has been through more than most of us could imagine. After his battle with brain cancer left him with weakness on his left side, even everyday things can be a challenge.

“It was such a joy to our family to see Noah light up with excitement.” And his little green tractor is doing more than bringing him joy, “It’s giving him motivation to use his arm – and that’s huge.”

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At just nine months old, Noah was diagnosed with brain cancer — a fight he’s still bravely facing today. Thanks to Satan’s Little Helper, a ride-on tractor has become a source of therapy, motivation and joy.

23/10/2026

Celebrate Labour Day by doing no labour at all. Not even cooking.

This weekend, save $9 on delivery when you spend $35* with code DELIVERME

Or, if you prefer your perks edible, we’ll throw in a free Unholy Donut or Wedges when you spend $25** with code EXTRA4U.

T&Cs apply:
* Save on Delivery ends 26/10/26. One code per order. Min spend excludes delivery fee.
** Free wedges or donut ends 26/10/26. One code per order. Min spend excludes delivery fee and free item. Customer's choice of one item. If you order both, the lower-priced item is free.

22/10/2026

Is 30 too old to call it a Quarter-Life Crisis? 🥹

19/10/2026

Wanna learn how to Live Young Forever? Pre-order the book today!
Or, here's a novel idea: enjoy 100% clinically unproven Pizza of Youth with Youth Elixir instead? Yeah... that sounds better, doesn't it? Just go with that one 👍 Pizza of Youth is available while stocks last.

16/10/2026

To become younger, secure this highly coveted, super-exclusive, wildly delicious Youth Elixir™ free with the Pizza of Youth!

A Youth Elixir glass bottle is included with Double pizza orders only, while stocks last. Standard T&Cs apply.

15/10/2026

Lay off the peptides. Back away from the Botox. Put down that jar of snail mucus!
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Because to celebrate our 30th birthday, we’ve conjured up a much more satisfying way to reverse the signs of ageing.*

Just take our 13-hour youth-preserving, free-range pulled pork, collagen-loaded crackling, roasted red capsicum, red onion, and smoked cheddar, plus a bottle of smoked chipotle & apple hot honey Youth Elixir to drizzle over the top.**

*The Pizza of Youth is 100% clinically unproven to reverse the signs of ageing.
**Youth Elixir glass bottle is included with Double pizza orders only, while stocks last. Standard T&Cs apply.

09/10/2026

Golden, crumbed, and oozing with cheese. Crumbed Mozzarella Sticks are too good to share, but tell us who’s worthy of a bite (or two) 👇

10 winners will score a $50 voucher to spend on their next Hell Pizza night. That’s enough for a pack of Mozzarella Sticks and a pizza for two.*

03/10/2026

3-year-old Ella has had a tough start to life, but these days she’s busy taking her baby dolls on adventures, and growing in confidence along the way!

“It’s helped her build up her strength in her legs because she uses it so much,” says her mum Mikayla. “It’s also made her more confident. She was a very shy kid – now, when people stop to talk to her about her pram and her dolls, she isn’t as shy.”

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After a tough start to life filled with surgeries and setbacks, three-year-old Ella has found new strength – and a reason to keep walking – thanks to a simple toy from Satan’s Little Helper.

24/09/2026

Mozzarella Sticks are back 😈 golden, crumbed, and oozing with cheese.

Perfect for sharing (or demolishing by yourself) but they're only available for a limited time.

17/09/2026

El Cubano is loaded with free-range ham and bacon, Swiss cheese, gherkin, red onion, spring onion, and honey mustard, all sitting on a smokey BBQ base 🤌

12/09/2026

After an unimaginable loss, sisters Nevie and Tizzy needed somewhere that could be just for them. A hanging chair and some art supplies have given them space to retreat when things feel overwhelming.

“The egg chair is the girls’ happy place and the art supplies have given them an outlet to work through their emotions and a safe place to go when they need time out"

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After losing their sibling in the most devastating of ways, sisters Nevie and Tizzy have found a small place to retreat, reflect and heal – thanks, in part, to a simple gesture from Satan’s Little Helper.

08/09/2026

If you won the NEW El Cubano limited time pizza, who would you share it with?👇

Choose wisely. 10 winners will score a Double Pizza voucher to spend on their next Hell Pizza night 💃🕺 cha cha cha

03/09/2026

This Father's Day weekend, use code GOTRIBS and get NZ BBQ Pork Ribs with a double Lust pizza for only $36 🤘

Not for you? Save $9 on delivery instead 🔥 Use code DELIVERME

T&Cs apply*

02/09/2026

Our take on the Cuban, because every sandwich secretly wants to be a pizza 🤫

29/08/2026

Jessika is a solo mum doing everything she can to give her three boys a place to play, move and simply be themselves. A big trampoline was always on the wish list, but out of reach—until now.

“That’s where they spend most of their time and are at their happiest.”

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With help from Satan’s Little Helper, three energetic little brothers now have the space to move, play and regulate together.

27/08/2026

The best sandwich out there is an open one, and it's called a pizza.

Order our take on the Cuban sandwich today 🍕 El Cubano, here for a limited time, but on your mind for much longer 🔥