Cust Pub Memes for Mungy Teens

13/07/2026

Skux sed thears nuffin helps calm his nervs afta cummitten mass murda lyk a xxl hoddog wiv tommyto sause, i sez lissen mate yur furgettin that thoz wus only JAFAS u run down,, its not lyk they wus humin beens.! skux nods n ordas anuvva beer. gud lad.
-stay wize n keep yur glass full, cust mgmt

13/07/2026

sweer 2 god its always tha cityboys from cristcherch whu insist on tha downtrou rule

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13/07/2026

we let tommy pick tha band this week so yull b seein Dubliners purform sum celltik musik wile u drink n eet n maybee by a raffel tikkit to?? ladys irl pritend 2 b ierish if u wanna kiss me that,s ok
-n i mite play wiv yur forr leef clover, cust mgmt

02/07/2026

bit of a gray day tuday so went on up too Waikari n chekd owt a FORDE 4 sayle, owna sed it ran wen parkd but this c**t wus cleerly fulla s**t.., id b betta of buyen frum bluddy Dirty Des.!! well at leest tha driv up werr pretty nise. hungrey so i bowrt a pie n a coke from tha womin insyd tha tearoom neerby.. she turnd owt 2 be this fellas misses n she sed she felt sorry 4 me havin tu driv all tha way up theer an sed her hubbys a lyin prick hu finks hes tha man,, so she tuk me rownd tha back n turnd tha radiyo up lowd so he wuldent hear..
so i miht'ev used a lotta gas gettin up 2 waikari n came back home wiv a neerly emptee tank,, but me balls wur draind as well
-betta then nuffin, cust mgmt

01/07/2026

rumindar tu get owt n joyn yur locul unyun n yes thears evan a "dole bludgas unyun" so no ixcewses ok. sho yur supoort
-togetha we s**t, diveyded we crap, cust mgmt

01/07/2026

PEEPOL OF CUST #162
Name: Pinto Forde (hez my cuzzin,. so yud betta B NICE.😡)
Aka: "plunjah soljah" 🪠
Job: junyer plummen apprentiss .we in tha Forde famly r verry prowd of yung cuzzy pinto sinse he mayd tha moov 2 cust, joynd tha s**tters unyon n got hisself a job n wuld u beleev he only just turnd 14?? hez a reel go getta. old mate wayne kerr gav him a go on tha tools as a apprentiss brik layur but he seemd tu struggel wiv tha hi preshah hose so plummen seemz a betta fit 4 him .
Fav pub grub: chikken burgah n chipps
Qwote: "byyeeeeee!"
Fav gumboot: DEKA wydfoots 215/80 SR14 bias ply

01/07/2026

MEAT RAFFEL NiTE OFf 2 A RUFF START- its not very oftin we catch sum1 sneekin intu tha pub kitchin n its ishpeshily odd wen it 1 of tha muzishins we hiard.. but ive alreddy had tu warn Jasin McIvar not tu go snatchen pub grub from in thear bitween sets,. i sed lissen mate we al get hungrey sumtyms but theers no need 4 that sorta carry on in a c**try pub., told him just b glad it werr me that cauwt u, not Krissy!! ennyway i fink he lernt his lessin so i let him hav a mistery meat pie i fownd in tha bin from last nite, shuld stil b rite,,, wot else,.. Puddle of Mudd havint turnd up yet but we stil got Washbord Wally n his Foreskinnas plus Jasin Mcivar cullectiv keepin everyon entertaynd,,. Nikocarbo Avolardo wus in f1rst plase in Tommys hoddog eetin cumpatishin butt then he pewkd so was diskwalifiyd tu larst plase wich musta reely pi**ed biggun off coz nex fing u now hes smashen back a orda of 2scoop 1fish 1hoddog 2meat pattys as if he can stil win back sum glory... more powah 2 ya big fella!! 🫡
-dubble gins n shenanigans frm cust mgmt

30/06/2026

*holds torch unda chin* 🔦 so.., this 1 tym... i seen a bloke... eat his pub burga wiv a nyf n fork... 😨🍴🍔

30/06/2026

We got 1 hellova big show on tamorro nite for tha MEAT RAFFUL wiv Puddle of Mudd plus Washboard Willys ,n returnen 2 tha pub its The Jason McIver Collective on theyr secund Custland cumback toor .BUT IF THATS NOT ENUFF we also got sillebritty pub grub critic Nikocado Avocado hosten tha raffel draw at midnite n taken part in Tommys hoddog eatin c**test, hoo rah
-meat n greet, cust mgmt

28/06/2026

feelin strangly cumpelld 2 vote for this man, n not just becoz his hiard goonz will do my place ovar if i dont vote eevur
-demokrissy man infest frm cust mgmt