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Cust Pub Memes owr beers r as cold as owr hospatality! meat raffels n live muzic evry wensdy
tha cust is a must

lessun 1. dont judg a man 4 how he spends his hard ernd munny!-cheks n balanses, cust mgmt
30/09/2026

lessun 1. dont judg a man 4 how he spends his hard ernd munny!
-cheks n balanses, cust mgmt

Tommys ancessta Tobias "Tobby" Dick, seen pozin wiv his wifesurvant Khristiana the grumpy matron owtside the olde Cust P...
29/09/2026

Tommys ancessta Tobias "Tobby" Dick, seen pozin wiv his wifesurvant Khristiana the grumpy matron owtside the olde Cust P**e public howse hotel n broffel,, sirca 1913 .currant owna tommy is his grandsun n he fondly rumembas the old fella sayen he culd shoot a jafa at 200 paces wiv a flintlok rifel back in his hay day
-pieoneer storys frm cust mgmt

wear all just simpul folk at end of tha day reely -do wat makes u happy, cust mgmt
28/09/2026

wear all just simpul folk at end of tha day reely
-do wat makes u happy, cust mgmt

i dont go intu the cust librerry unless i needa take a s**t but aparintly they got sum nu educashunal books so if yur 1 ...
28/09/2026

i dont go intu the cust librerry unless i needa take a s**t but aparintly they got sum nu educashunal books so if yur 1 of tha lucky buggas hu nows how to reed then go chek sum owt i gess
-wet yur finga n turn the page, cust mgmt

this weeks WENSDY NITE MEAT RAFFEL feeturs 5 MEAT PAKS plus liv muzic bye Canned Heat + The Wombles .gotta luv this awsu...
28/09/2026

this weeks WENSDY NITE MEAT RAFFEL feeturs 5 MEAT PAKS plus liv muzic bye Canned Heat + The Wombles .gotta luv this awsum postur dizzind by gest artest MURRAY BALL of footrot fats fame
-fank u murry (verry) much, cust mgmt

Dropkick pewpils at Fred Dagg High School werr sent owt 4 work expearinse tuday n sum of em got a unixpectid annatommy l...
28/09/2026

Dropkick pewpils at Fred Dagg High School werr sent owt 4 work expearinse tuday n sum of em got a unixpectid annatommy lessin wen Custland Ministree of Worx road workas showd em how they adress any potholls that need fixin,. Gordg Hager, cheef of leenin on his shuvel n scratchin his arsse, sed them boys took 2 the chawk lyk seezund professunals n he "neva seen such cleen pothole pu**ys" drawn on asshfellt in all his 56 yeers in tha ministree a worx.. "almost brung a teer to me eye" he sed,.. well afta a few rownds of lukewarm p**s -payd for bi the taxpayar- n a harty kick up the backside from old Mrs Jonson of ohoeka, unna the boys Ronuld Dunfy sed he owed all his nollidg of the feemail annatommy to his uncle Bongos vast cullecshin of s***k maggurzeens wich hed been reedin sinse he wus a toddla.
then Guvenor Muldoons moturcade made a stop durin second smoko coz hed herd thear wus free p**s bein handed out, n sinse this is a er****on yeer he dicklared "EDUCATIN IS IMPROTANT 2 ALL OWR YUNG PEEPAL!" then he grabbd a case of Speihts, got back in his cryslur impairiel limo n the dryva lit the rear tyers up wiv that 440 for a big burnowt. all the boys cheerd him on, rah rah rah!!
-neva stop lernin frm cust mgmt

owr hottest nu brekfist menu item, intreducin th,e CHOLESTEROLLA ., only $2.00,, u get toast, butta, colbee cheez, hashd...
27/09/2026

owr hottest nu brekfist menu item, intreducin th,e CHOLESTEROLLA ., only $2.00,, u get toast, butta, colbee cheez, hashdbrowns, sossidg pattys, fryd eggys, evryfin cookd in lotsa butta n grees plus a cuppa coffy wiv creem on the syd for 50Β’ xtra. as evrywuns mate Wayne Kerr sez, "hot brown likwuid goin in, hot brown likwuid cumin owt." truer words neva bin spoken!!
-grand slamwich, cust mgmt

27/09/2026

sum peepel r sayin we got a yung JAFA workin behynd the bar now makin FANCEE COCKTALES for us.. thats just a nastee roomer spred by owr pub rivals over at the prebbelton p**ser!! let me b cleer, we wuld NEVAR hier a enimy of the grate state of Custland,, n the only c**k-tales we hav in this pub r the c**k n bull storys told by old mate aftur hes had 8 jugs of wards
-dont nick the rug owt frm undaneef, cust mgmt

Krissy, BAN THIS JAFA from te pub grub windo .,askin for no onyins on yur sossidg in**ed is TREEZUN n he wil b sented to...
26/09/2026

Krissy, BAN THIS JAFA from te pub grub windo .,askin for no onyins on yur sossidg in**ed is TREEZUN n he wil b sented to Claxby hard labur prizin for spowting anti-onyin hatespeach
-mattur of oponion frm cust mgmt πŸ§…

26/09/2026

𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨π—₯𝗗𝗬 π—₯π—¨π—•π—šπ—¬ π—₯𝗨𝗑𝗗𝗒π—ͺ𝗑 πŸ‰
all the way frm NELSUN we had a team hu call emselvs the Nelsun NOSEBLOWAS, they turnd owt 2 b reely s**t,, i dunno y they even bovard comin down to play aggenst miety CUST CAVALRY we kickd theyr arsses,.. cold sossidg sizzel n smackd bottums provydid curtsy of tha grumpy nuns at owr lady of fertalyzer pl;us hugs n kisses 4 all the playas frm the YUMMY MUMMYS on the skool PTA .mrs debby witworf n mrs nora cook offard to giv 2 of the harfbacks a wash in the showas n coach bundenburg sed this is ok .as PTA mums can do as they pleez coz they do a lotta volunteerin for cust RFC πŸ‰

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Cust Cavalry vs Nelson Nozeblowers 34-5
Kieapoi Killas vs Leeffield Lazyboys 28-7
Fernsyd Farters vs Swannanoer Swindlers 16-21
Amburly Awfuls vs Papanewi Pissheads 9-12

-nock it on tha head n slap it bitween sum bread, cust mgmt

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