12/06/2025
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SOLD!!! 👋
Sometimes I honestly do wonder if any of my calls have ever been used for any training or quality purposes 🤔
Anyways, here's a wee mean green setaroni I have available 💚💚 - CW Santoku, your 'anchor' in the kitchen ⚓, the daily workhorse, and the CW Paring, a small light (but deadly) utility knife that comes in handy for any of the smaller quicker jobbies - your 'light in a storm' 🗼
Individual pricing:
Santoku: $395
Paring: $285
Nab yourself a bargain & get the set (only two knives you'll need in your culinary arsenal) for: $650 including shipping in NZ 🛳🇳🇿
Some specs:
Santoku: Blade length 190mm, Handle 125mm - overall 315mm. Ergonomic rear grip, weighted from pinch grip & weighs 165 grams.
Paring: Blade length 115mm, Handle 100mm - overall 215mm. Classic coffin handle with slightly chamfered and smoothed sides & weighs 70 grams.
Fun story, I have very limited feeling in my left index finger from one of these paring knives - I was finishing one a few years back & it came out of the protective sleeve I use to hold the blade while doing the final hand sand.
I was listening to music & was also deep in thought about whatever random s**t was on my mind on that fateful day, so when the blade slid out my mind immediately went: "just push it back in Wayne" ... which I tried to do, but I missed the sleeve & DROVE it straight through the side of my finger - it hit the bone (after cutting through all the nerves/tendons/muscle ... (whatever the f***s in there) and came out the other side.
So, when I say these are small/light, but DEADLY - I really do mean it 😬😂😂😂
Fucm it, I might as well finish the story now I've started ... when it happened, I knew I'd FU**ED UP 😵💫
So I wrapped my finger in my shirt - I didn't want to see the damage, the blood on the floor was enough lol.
Then I called my light in a storm - Chezza. She convinced me to look at it, so I unwrapped it - saw all the guts hanging out and I had so much s**t to do that week I decided on the spot - "f**k it, I'm not going to the hospital" ... so I pushed the 'stuff' back into the hole with a glue stick, poured hot stuff (an instant glue I get from the States) (I have another gross story about that glue too) into both sides of the hole and duct taped it up.
Then went and laid down for a while because I was on the verge of fainting 🥴
And I'm not telling you c***s this trying to sound tough, it was singlehandedly the stupidest decision I've ever made - it took well over 6-months for the wound to heal over with constant daily pain and I now have lost pretty much all feeling in it and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHER FU**ER when my hand gets cold 🥶😵💫🥴
So folks, learn from this Paddy - if you cut yourself badly with one of my knives (or any other) - go to the hospital and let them sort ya out, not super glue and duct tape 😂😂😂
Anyways, that's enough story telling for today - if you'd like this set (which did not enter my body) ... you know how it goes - D-M M-E (heeeeeeeeeee) 📬
