15/09/2026
WITNESS REPORT PRIDE KNIGHTS
July 24th 2026
By Shari Klein
It starts with as****es. Someone says hondenfokker and the room laughs like it’s a password. Jordi in the back, shining. Not trying.
I see a king. I see horns. I see lovers, and I can’t tell them from friends, but who cares.
Can everyone call Bibi?!
Bent over binary.
Eat mango, eat mango, eat mango.
Let’s change the vibe a bit.
Maak je eigen money.
BITCH.
Ding ding ding, wat een lekker ding.
Potato!!!
Potato king. Pretty ugly.
Pretty ugly wins. New king of Sexyland.
A bu****ug tail. Ohh yeah. Click. Clack.
SEXYLAND IS FU***NG BACK.
Elmer says: Pride is that we REFUSE.
IK WEIGER.
We’re reminded of what matters, and for a second the room is quiet in the way a room gets quiet when everyone means the same thing at once.
The weirdest people I’ve ever seen. I mean that as the best thing I can say about anyone.I drape myself at the No Limits! nook. Face masks. Snacks. Tarot and love, like some God was watching from above.
This. Is. Living.
Pride is a PROTEST.
We show up.
I feel blessed.
Snakes doing massages. Faces relieved.
bebe bad on the decks, baby.
Shake the t***y, move that ass.
So many bodies. I stop counting.
A knight in the night.
We dance to elevate.
We dance to connect.
We dance to feel.
We dance to celebrate.
✍️: Shari Klein
📸: Yunil (允一)
“Ding ding ding, wat een lekker ding.”
“This. Is. Living. Pride is a PROTEST.”
“Pretty ugly wins. New king of Sexyland.”