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pattfreshies Nigerian farm fresh full chicken, wings , gizzard, breast fillet, croackerfish, snails

24/08/2026

“I need to beef up my security ooo 😭😂 See as these people WASH my guards like nothing happened! 🦃🚨 Next time, nobody is touching my freezer! 😂”

“Security review meeting tomorrow. 😭😂 Because WHAT was that?! See as dem WASH my guards and carry my whole freezer! 🦃🚨”

22/08/2026

The mission was simple… until the turkey wings went missing. 🦃👀

Now the crew has more questions than answers.

Who took them? And what happens next?

EP. 3 loading… 🔥

21/08/2026

What are u doing this Friday night?? After this cold and long day?? You get popcorn 🧐🧐?? Hot cocoa or even Bailey's😁😁😁🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯just settle down and watch our cinematics 😀😀.. silver bird no do pass ooo....

And ermmm remember we are awaiting your Saturday orders you don't want to be caught stressed, wet and unfresh for another heavy downpour tomorrow:
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17/08/2026

🚨 PLEASE OOO, NO GO CARRY YOUR COATED/NON-STICK POT! 😂
This kitchen hack works because stainless steel is a good conductor of heat. The heat from the surroundings can transfer through the stainless steel more efficiently than through air alone.
So before you try it, make sure the pot is stainless steel — not your coated/non-stick pot. 😅
And no be only chicken we dey talk about ooo! 😂
PattFreshies & More brings you quick, useful kitchen tips too. Follow us for more! 💚
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14/08/2026

POV: Customer says “I’ll get back to you” 😭😂

Me 5 minutes later: 👁️📱
Me 30 minutes later: 👀📱
Me 2 hours later: 🏃🏾‍♀️💨
Me by evening: “MADAM, ARE YOU STILL GETTING BACK TO ME???” 😭😭😂

At this point, I’m not waiting anymore. I’m conducting an investigation. 😂

PattFreshies customers, una dey do us strong thing ooo! 😂💚

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13/08/2026

🐔 DON’T SLEEP ON CHICKEN FEET & HEADS! 👀

Think they’re useless? Think again! 😏

From rich, flavourful stock to pepper soup, soups, stews and local delicacies, these often-overlooked parts of the chicken have plenty of uses.

Why waste what can make your meal even better? 😋

📍 PattFreshies & More — Efab Estate, Lokogoma
🚚 Delivery available across Abuja

Chicken feet & heads available. Send us a DM to order! 💚

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13/08/2026

POV: Somebody tried to enter PattFreshies with chemicals… 😂🚫
At PattFreshies, fresh means fresh! No chemicals. No preservatives. Just quality protein you can trust. 🐔🔥
📢 WE’RE OPEN TODAY!
Stock up on your favourite chicken, turkey, fish and more. 🛒💚
Send your orders in today — delivery available across Abuja!
PattFreshies — Purely Fresh Deals. 💚
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07/08/2026

When two favourites start fighting, na customers dey enjoy the show 😂
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01/08/2026

My people! August don land ooo! 🎉❤️ PattFreshies dey wish una joy, peace, happiness and plenty blessings. From our shop to your table, we love una plenty! 🥳🍗”
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29/07/2026

Wetin I do bayi? 😭😂 Why una dey look me like say I commit crime? Na better chicken I wan sell o! 🐔⚡

Think Poultry. Think PattFreshies.

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