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pattfreshies Nigerian farm fresh full chicken, wings , gizzard, breast fillet, croackerfish, snails

27/05/2026

Sallah chronicles ..how is it at your end ?
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27/05/2026

Happy Eid to all our Dear Customers.
We are open for your orders

27/05/2026

Abuja people… are you guilty or not guilty? ⚖️🍗😂

: You too confess before evidence go reach your house 😭🍗
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26/05/2026

Court said Chicken Wings is guilty of being too good 😭🍗 No regrets… self control disappears when it shows up 💀 Be honest, how many wings is too many? 👀

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25/05/2026

POV: You've successfully avoided Pattfreshies for 2 days... then they pull up with new evidence 😭🍗
At this point, I don't think they're looking for customers anymore. I think they're looking for me. 💀🇳🇬
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25/05/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣how long you go run for ehhhh Mister☺☺☺☺

You’re just scrolling your phone peacefully… unaware Pattfreshies has already located your location 💀📱❄️🍗.
You thought it was still normal scrolling… until the “frozen chicken alert” popped up and everything went downhill 😭🔥📱

24/05/2026

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23/05/2026

Some of you see red flags and call them decorations. 🚩😂

My guy saw the pot.
Saw the onions.
Saw the seasoning.

And still entered the kitchen.

Don't be like my guy. 🐔💔

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22/05/2026

🚨 CHICKEN EMERGENCY ALERT! 🚨

Reports show dangerously low chicken levels across town... until Pattfreshies arrived! 😎🍗

No chasing market sellers. No stress. No wahala.

Just fresh, clean, ready-to-cook chicken delivered to you.

The emergency is over. The chicken has landed. 🐔✨

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21/05/2026

Some people run from problems…
others run from Pattfreshies updates 😭🍗

But one thing is certain:
THE CHICKEN ALWAYS FINDS YOU.

21/05/2026

NEPA really said “not today” but hunger said “we move” 😭🍗
Comment your worst NEPA experience… let’s compare survival levels 😂
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