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06/01/2013

"Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits". ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

06/01/2013

To u all our valued customers,
We are delighted to have you as our customer, and we look forward to serving you in the new year. We at DOCS wish you a very happy new year......Have a terrific 2013!

06/09/2012

When Daniel Arap Moi was the president Kenya Moi wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructed his people, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released and Moi was pleased. But within a few days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he became furious. He called the people responsible and ordered them to investigate the matter. They checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported the problem to Moi. The report said, "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. The problem is people are spitting on the wrong side."

06/09/2012

A guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel..He sat down& noticed 4 buttons- WW,WA,PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed wit WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.Still loving it,
he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF 2make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered,
he decided to press the last button APR...
He later woke up in d hospital, a nurse smiled & said;
Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER, so when the machine couldn't find a pad on u, it went for balls. Ur balls are in this jar.......

06/09/2012

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.He said:"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife! "
The speaker added:"And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later,a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this effective joke at home.He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
"The wife went;"ah!"with shock and rage.Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,the manager finally blurted out"....and i can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness,he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

02/07/2012

When eating a fruit, think of the person who planted the tree.

25/06/2012

Female hormones in beer
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

25/06/2012

Newly issued alcohol warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

24/06/2012

Remeber its soul all through today sunday from 2 pm with dj b. All this at Docs pub Buru

22/06/2012

Thanks to faithful customers like urself. We at docs want to let u know how much we appreciate ur continued patronage. Thank you for choosing docs ur premier choice.

22/06/2012

watch five o more live matches all in one roof DSTV, HD, ABUDABI TV, and many more all this at DOCS PUB BURU. DON FOGET SUNDAY IS ALL SOUL FROM 2PM MPAKA CHE... WELCOM TO WHERE FUN IS.... KARIBUNI

17/06/2012