24/02/2026
UPDATES!!!
A man has died in line of duty in Bomani Lodging (Bomet) while supplying high-voltage electricity to his 28 year old Lady , Who was h***y like Museveni's cows.
The man is believed to have swallowed the notorious and turbo boosting blue pill to prove to his darling Lady that he can perform better Manchester united when it comes to matches.
That , he wanted to shake the walls of Jericho vigorously, but the walls overpowered him,
and he collapsed beside the walls of the lodging.
Anyway , Our hero had opted to represent us well in the horizontal engineering challenge but succumbed.
Oburu once said " Hatuwesi bila pawaaa.lazima tupate pawaaaaaaa " Some of you thought he was joking.
As usual I'm leaving you with a Korara proverb that says " You can never scare a pr******te with an erected p***s ",,ni mbayaa π€£
