13/09/2026
🐑 MISSING: ONE SHEEP, LAST SEEN LIVING HIS BEST LIFE
Shaun was here. Then he wasn't.
One moment he's soaking up the sun outside Romerils, the next - gone. No note, no forwarding address, no goodbye baa. We're not saying it's foul play. We're not not saying that either.
Shaun, the star of our Battle of Flowers Town Takeover shopfront, has vanished, and we're launching a full-scale search. Made in-house with the brilliant Musemorethanflowers, he was a genuine labour of love. We'd like him back.
So Jersey, over to you. Spotted him? Heard whispers? Got a tip-off?
DM us or drop a comment.
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Shaun, wherever you've wandered off to, we hope the adventure's been baa-rilliant. But the grass isn't greener out there. Come home, mate.