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ड्रग्स एवं मदिरा सेवन करने वालों में कुछ प्रमुख अंतर
29/09/2020

ड्रग्स एवं मदिरा सेवन करने वालों में कुछ प्रमुख अंतर

29/05/2020

Teri Magnitude!!!

12/01/2018

Stoned 😜😜 😜

A monkey was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey ! what are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says... "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink...???

30/10/2017

राहुल गांधी सरकार रोबोट से चलवाते थे, ट्वीट कुत्ते से करवाते हैं। अच्छा है कि शादी नहीं कर रहे हैं।

30/07/2017

मुहल्ले के बारे में जिस अलोकिक ज्ञान की प्राप्ति रविवार की दोपहरी में नाई की दूकान पर होती है, वो अतुलनीय है 😄

Are You Ready Guys...
15/06/2017

Are You Ready Guys...

11/06/2017

South Africa to be awarded Inzamam Ul Haq award for their brilliant running between the wickets.

15/12/2016

सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने हाईवे के पास शराब बिक्री पर रोक लगाने को कहा है..
पहले से खरीद/पी के चलने का आईडिया तो केवल डबल पीएचडी वालों को ही आ सकता है..! 😂😂

27/11/2016

And suddenly it is fashionable to quote Keynes' 'In The Long Run We are All Dead', which is an over simplification of an economist's work/word, and can be (im)practically the answer to anything.

Q. Why didn't you shave today?
A. In the long run we are all dead.

Q. Do you know if you continue smoking/drinking like this, you will die!
A. In the long run we are all dead.

Q. Where do you see yourself five years from now?
A. In the long run we are all dead.

Q. Can you please tell me how to get to this building?
A. In the long run we are all dead.

Q. Why don't you ask her out?
A. In the long run we are all dead.

Q. What is love?
A. In the long run we are all dead.

Q. What song do you want us to play tonight?
A. In the long run we are all dead.

Q. Will you try to get in shape?
A. In the long run we are all dead.

Q. Two plus two?
A. In the long run we are all dead.

Q. What is the answer to life, universe and everything?
A. 42.

27/11/2016

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17/10/2016

मेरे बेटे को सुबह पच्चीस बार बोलो नहा ले... नहा ले... तो भी वो नहीं नहाता..
और आपका तीन बार में 'तलाक़' हो जाता है..!! ;) ;)

Yeah true ;)
18/07/2016

Yeah true ;)

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Patel Marg, Mansarovar
Jaipur
302020

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