21/10/2026
There appears to be an ongoing investigation into who’s behind this page, and I’m becoming increasingly concerned by the resources being devoted to it. (Elon?)
At this stage, I’m beginning to feel like a very low-budget Zorro.
For those conducting the investigation, I can confirm that this page is run entirely in my spare time, for absolutely no financial reward, which given the standard of some of the jokes, is probably just as well.
I was considering offering a cryptic clue by revealing that my favourite biscuit is a ginger nut.
But I’ve just realised that nobody under 50 knows who Zorro is, do they?
Have I just accidentally unmasked myself?
If this were The Traitors, I’d be banished before the first Round Table.
Anyway, I’d like to thank everyone who’s been enjoying the page. The lovely comments, likes and people coming into Pugin Hall to tell us they love it have been genuinely wonderful.
To those still investigating my identity, I wish you every success.
Personally, I’d have started with the staff.
