04/06/2026
I decided the pretty shabby outdoor furniture was looooong overdue replacement. I've tried the full suite at this stage from varnished to oiled imported timber, rattan, fake rattan etc etc and none of it stands up to more than a few seasons.
Pulled the trigger on some of that heavy, hard wearing recycled plastic gear that you can just blast with the Powerhose every 6 months to be as good as new.
It may not blow around in the wind or fall apart or rust, but it also ain't exactly what you would call pretty .
So I figured I better add some kind of 'functional art' to draw the eye away, given their location front & centre of this old house .
One of those sped up , 'How make a table with a chainsaw in 45 seconds' shorts popped up in my feed and as is my want these days , I figured I could have a go and maybe even do better with some Giant Cyprus/Cedar stumpy logs I had left over from the milling.
These along with 7 truckloads of timber had been gifted to me by Cian & Loretto Mcloughlin, who's front Garden was CPO'd by Galway CC, so a massive thanks to them.
I initially thought I'd made a huge mistake and would just end up burning half of it...... but I've made lean too's , tables, ramps for cars, huge steps, 'woodery's' , the beginnings of an extension to our House & even a table out of my own native stuff to thank Loretto for the gift that keeps on giving!
The aim was to beat the leadtime for the plastic stuff which was 4-6 weeks, which seemed ambitious given I'm supposed to be running a fairly full hotel ..... but whattayaknow as above - I have great help so beat the deadline by a couple of weeks and have the makings in a couple of more tables & bits in the cut outs!
I may well forever retire from sanding and delegate that part of the process out to the Nephew from here on.
There was a ridiulous , mind bending , arm aching & cramping amount & then there was the midges...... which meant not only was I taking in copious amounts of sawdust with a soupson of epoxy shavings, I was also doing most of the work adjacent to a large outdoor firepit, as I'll take the smoke over the midges all day and twice on Sundays!