26/04/2026
Drama pagi ini..
Me: Pepper, not here.
Pepper: Ughhh… this is my spot now.
Me: Move, you lazy potato.
Pepper: I’m not lazy… I’m energy-saving mode.
Me: Then why aren’t you moving?
Pepper: Because I’m waiting for my coffee.
Me: Since when do cats drink coffee?
Pepper: Since I pay rent with cuteness.
Me: You don’t pay rent.
Pepper: Emotional support is not free, human.