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15/07/2026

🚨 RED WARNING ISSUED FOR ENGLAND 🚨

Area affected: Entire country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Valid: From kick-off until full-time (plus any added time)

⚠️ A Red Alert has been issued due to an approaching Argentine front.

Residents are advised to:

* Stay calm.
* Avoid unnecessary pacing around the living room.
* Ensure tea supplies are fully stocked.
* Expect elevated heart rates, loud shouting at televisions, and possible emotional damage.
* Check on friends who still mention that handball incident.

Emergency services may experience increased reports of:
📺 Excessive screen staring
🤞 Fingers permanently crossed
😱 “COME ON ENGLAND!” heard across the nation

Severity: EXTREME

There is a high probability of dramatic scenes, last-minute goals, and at least one person declaring “I can’t watch” while continuing to watch.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽ Take care, England. Conditions are expected to become very tense.

09/07/2026

Good morning to all

It's Thursday again so come on over & join us for Nimrod's Sundowner Session tonight .

There will be security on both docks,, for your peace off mind.

France v Morocco starting at 4pm

Beastly Cold Beers served with a Smile

08/07/2026

Good morning everyone

FYI

For those craving Lasagne, it's back!!😄

We have a football free day today, but we are following Wimbledon for those that like.

Saturday is another Dinghy Poker run, lots of fun & all for a good cause.

We will be serving Hamburger & Fries $25 HotDog & Fries + the regular options.

Let's have some fun!😜🤪🤗

03/07/2026

A very good morning to you All.

Australia playing at 2pm, come on over & cheer them on.

Rainy day, so Beef Soup on the menu

Beastly Cold Beers served with a Smile

02/07/2026

Good morning to you All.

It's Thursday again, Nimrod's Sundowner Session tonight. We have security on both docks, for your peace of mind! Dancing shoes on & Beastly Cold Beers yay

17/06/2026

17/04/2026

Good morning to all

Today's Menu 17th April 26

Grilled Mahi Mahi With Jacket Potato, Steamed Vegetables & Green Salad $30

Lamb Loin Chops With Mashed Potato, Steamed Vegetables & Green Salad $50

Grilled Chicken Breast With Mashed Potato, Steamed Vegetables & Green Salad $25

Hamburger with Fries $25

Fish Burger with Fries $25

Portion of Fries $10

Beastly Cold Beers Served With a Smile

Wishing you all a fabulous weekend 🥳

09/04/2026

Good Morning to All

Today's Menu 9th April

Grilled Mahi Mahi With Mashed Potato, Steamed Vegetables & Green Salad $30

Lamb Loin Chops With Jacket Potato, Steamed Vegetables & Green Salad $50

Grilled Chicken Breast With Jacket Potato, Steamed Vegetables & Green Salad $25

Fish Burger With Fries $25

Hamburger With Fries $25

Portion of Fries $10

Beastly Cold Beers Served With a Smile

Let's Dance Easter Out!!! Nimrod's Sundowner Session tonight. Hope to see you later.

01/04/2026

Happy Hump Day to All

Today's Menu 1st April

Lamb Loin Chops With Jacket Potato, Steamed Vegetables & Green Salad $50

Grilled Mahi Mahi With Jacket Potato, Steamed Vegetables & Green Salad $30

Grilled Chicken Breast With Jacket Potato, Steamed Vegetables & Green Salad $25

Hamburger With Fries $25

Fish Burger With Fries $25

Portion of Fries $10

Beastly Cold Beers Served With a Smile

31/03/2026

Good morning to all

Spaghetti Bolognese Served With Garlic Bread $25

Spaghetti Carbonara Served With Garlic Bread $25

Grilled Mahi Mahi Served With Jacket Potato & Green Salad $30

Pan Fried Chicken Breast With Mashed Potato & Green Salad $25

Fish Burger with Fries $25

Hamburger with Fries $25

Portion of Fries $10

Beastly Cold Beers served with a Smile