The Mortal Man Hotel

09/07/2026

Troutbeck truly is so stunning - so why not camp this weekend?

08/07/2026

Fancy wild camping but don’t want to worry about it being illegal ? Come and stay with us!! We are also live on pitch up (please note no vehicles on the grounds to keep the grounds healthy)

04/07/2026

Did you know throughout July & August we are live on pitch up!!
We still have some slots free for our summer festival…. Wild camp here at the mortal man

16/06/2026

Looking for the perfect venue for your next celebration? At The Mortal Man, we offer more than just a space. From stunning balloon displays to beautifully presented buffets featuring everything from lobster tacos and slow-braised ribs to vegan and gluten-free options, we can help bring your event to life. Whether it’s a birthday, baby shower, anniversary, corporate event or special gathering, our team can take care of the details so you can focus on making memories. Get in touch today to start planning your perfect event. This was the hosting of boss ladies baby shower for number two that’s on the way - we are so excited!

14/06/2026

This isn’t your usual buffet… this is a Mortal Man buffet.

09/06/2026

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04/06/2026

Reasons to stay with us this summer - the best for hikes, the most beautiful views and why not stay with us

03/06/2026

We’re currently on the lookout for an acoustic musician (or musicians!) to join us on Sunday evenings while our regular performer heads off on an exciting three-month adventure.

This could be a regular weekly spot for one performer, or we’d be happy to create a rotation with a few talented local musicians.

If you’re interested in playing at The Mortal Man and would like to find out more, please get in touch by emailing [email protected].

We’d love to hear from you!

01/06/2026

The first one was very popular, let’s do it again! Who’s feeling lucky?

Treat yourselves to a Two Night Lake District Escape with Breakfast for Two at The Mortal Man Hotel, Windermere for just 6p Enjoy a relaxing getaway featuring comfortable bedrooms, homecooked food, and a fantastic selection of craft drinks. Set within a historic Grade II listed building dating back....