The Globe inn wilnecote

08/10/2026

Full house for quiz again tonight, one of my favourite evenings, thanks to all you lovely people, in last spot we had Debbie's celebrations 👏👏👏 and in top spot was one clue out who will be on minus 15 next week, well done to you 👏👏👏👏 thank you all for a great night, see you next week with a guest quiz master doing their own home made quiz 😀

07/10/2026

🐷🎯 PIGGY DARTS REPORT – THE NIGHT OF THE FLYING HANDBAG! 🎯🐷

Well, what can I say… another Wednesday night of Piggy Darts and once again we witnessed absolutely NO cheating, NO shouting, NO singing and definitely NO confusion whatsoever…. Honest 😂

🎯 GAME 1

Rob 2 came swinging into the action with his hips AND his brand-new handbag! Honestly, Piggy Darts has definitely taken a fashionable turn! Big Ron was throwing darts like a professional, knocking off numbers left, right and centre. And poor old Hitman Daz didn’t even get a chance to have a go… The Ginger Ninja knocked him out before he could even warm up! 🥷🎯

The winner was Rob 1 after The Chelsea Pensioner Sandra managed to knock herself out! How she achieved that, nobody knows, but congratulations Rob 1!

GAME 2

Rob 2 is still pouting and wondering what colour handbag to get next. He’s giving George Michael vibes 7th April 1998 - if you know you know.

The winner was… THE GINGER NINJA! She must have been having private lessons from Luke Littler, because those darts were absolutely flying! The crowd went absolutely WILD at her amazing performance. We’ve definitely got a future champion on our hands… perhaps it was all that practice whilst being grounded!

🎯 GAME 3

And then came Game 3… where absolutely NOBODY had a clue what was going on! 🤣

Who’s out?
How many numbers are left?
Whose go is it?
How do you actually throw a dart?
And most importantly… WHY ARE WE ALL HERE?! 😂😂

The singing continued, the shouting continued and I’m fairly sure the rules were completely abandoned by Richy Rich Meanwhile Doorbell Dave wasn’t remotely bothered about the darts. He was simply there for the sausage rolls! And Daisy the dog was having the time of her life, hoovering up every crumb she could find. 🐶❤️

Then along came Big Ron again knocking out Jolly Jan and Doorbell Dave without a care in the world making him the winner of game 3.

So another successful evening of Piggy Darts comes to a close…

Darts thrown ✅
Numbers hit ✅
Rules understood ❌
Cheating suspected 👀
Singing excessive 🎤
Sausage rolls demolished 🌭
Dog fed ✅
Sanity completely lost 🤪

Same time next week, folks! 🐷🎯😂

02/10/2026

Another great evening of quizzing last night, lots of laughs with great people, winners and losers below 👏👏👏👏......now for a lemsip 😫😫 see you all next week hopefully i will be feeling better lol x

30/09/2026

🐷🎯 PIGGY DARTS – ROB’S BIRTHDAY EDITION! 🎯🐷

Well, any evening that starts with a wh***ey shot is alright by me! 🥃

Game 1 - We’ve decided we’re not singing Happy Birthday until we’re at least three shots in… OR until our resident Chelsea Pensioner Sandra actually manages to hit the dartboard. Let’s be honest, neither is looking particularly likely! Special K is blaming Daisy the dog for her shocking darts this week. Meanwhile, Pea is taking absolutely NO prisoners! She wiped out both Tartan Tom AND Merry Marie in one visit to the board.

🚨 STOP THE PRESS! QUICK PUB QUIZ! 🚨

In the classic Cilla Black song “You’re My World”, does Cilla sing:

A) “With your hand resting in mine, I feel an urge to 69.”

B) “With your hand resting in mine, I feel like a pork pie.”

C) “With your hand resting in mine, I feel a power so divine.”

Answers on a postcard to Jolly Jan, The Globe Inn, Wilnecote.

🎯 BACK TO THE DARTS…

Blaming Daisy the dog for s**te darts must be catching because Our Trace has now jumped on the canine excuse train too! At this rate, Daisy is going to need her own darts. And then there were TWO… Our Trace and the one and only Chelsea Pensioner Sandra! The tension was unbearable. The crowd held its breath… and then SANDRA HAS ONLY GONE AND BLOODY WON! Someone check the calendar because this can only mean one thing… IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE — 12 WEEKS EARLY! Get the wh***ey shots out.

We’re onto Game 2… and it didn’t take long for the drama to begin! Jimbo has already started claiming he’s being bullied by the girls. Jimbo, love, attention is attention lap that s**t up! Meanwhile, Digger has only gone and hit the BULLSEYE! 🎯 Now, in the normal world this would be impressive… but in Piggy Darts it means absolutely bu**er all! Apparently though, Digger gets something special at home whenever he hits it. Jolly Jan has absolutely NO idea what this mysterious reward could possibly be… so we can only assume it involves some very exclusive alone time. Can it be Rob1’s birthday every week please?! He’s now turned up with CHOCOLATE FOR ALL THE LADIES! At this rate, we might actually end up singing Happy Birthday after all! Tiny Tich doesn’t like chocolate, so Gentle Gaz has taken true romance to a whole new level — he’s sucking the chocolate off the Maltesers and handing her the crunchy middle bit! Now THAT is love, ladies and gentlemen. Forget flowers… apparently the way to a woman’s heart is a Malteser middle after Gaz has done the hard work! And AGAIN, we’ve somehow made it down to the final two! It’s Gentle Gaz vs Special K — a battle of skill, luck and questionable throwing techniques. But with Daisy Dog nowhere to be seen, Special K has only gone and WON Game 2!

Oooooh… CAKE! 🎂😂

We may not have managed 3 wh***eys, but tonight we’ve had something almost as rare… a Sandra win! We’ve had chocolate and we’ve had the most AMAZING cakes made by our very own Tiny Tich! Now we sing….

🎶 Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Rob 1,
Happy birthday to you! 🎶

Everyone is tucking into cake like they’re auditioning to be Nigella’s replacement on The Great British Bake Off. Digger put your bloody fingers away! Nobody needs to see you sucking them like you’ve just discovered cake for the first time! Right… enough of this cake-fuelled behaviour. Back to the darts! Although, after all these treats, I’m not sure I’ve got the energy to write about another game. I need a lie down, a cup of coffee and possibly a small food coma.

Game 3 - as nothing else as good as that cake happened during game 3 we are just going straight to the winner. Well done Merry Marie.

Ps we had a newbie called Kev, sorry Kev you’ll get a nickname and a better write up next week.

26/09/2026

Today we will be showing the F1 then later the England game, come along and join us, always a great atmosphere 😀

24/09/2026

Packed out quiz again this evening, sorry to the teams who came but was unable to get a table 😪, in bottom spot was 384 on tour thay took the chocolate, and in top spot was one year out, well done to you all it was a tough one this week 👏👏👏👏👏 see you all next week, be early to bag your table 👍

23/09/2026

Piggy dart… wait I’ve got handbags to collect edition.

🐷 GAME 1 🐷

FULL HOUSE TONIGHT! Rumour has it that it’s Rob 1’s birthday.

🎶 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Rob 1… 🎶

STOP.

It’s next week, you absolute fukwits. Nothing says organised darts team quite like celebrating someone’s birthday seven days early.

Dainty Deb was straight into action, and her amazing swinging leg nearly took Our Trace out on her very first go. Forget the oche, Deb’s brought a weapon of mass destruction tonight. One more swing like that and Trace would’ve been horizontal. Merry Marie means BUSINESS tonight, trebles being hit, darts flying, and then casually walking away. Special K, meanwhile, has decided her shocking throwing is nothing to do with her throwing. apparently it’s her bad arm. Next week it’ll be the darts were too pointy. The Child Slayer Kev has had a rebrand tonight. With no kids in the building, he’s officially become The Lady Killer. Down to the final two…. Gentle Gaz vs Rob 1 and let’s be honest, even if it had been Rob 1’s birthday, Gaz would still have beaten him.

🏆 WINNER OF GAME 1 — GENTLE GAZ! 🏆

Our Trace has a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT…

DRUMROLL PLEASE… 🥁🥁🥁

IT’S NOT ROB 1’S BIRTHDAY!!!

Thank God we cleared that up before we started singing again.

NOW FOR THE SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT… 🥁🥁🥁

After what feels like years of paperwork, phone calls and probably a few too many tears, Our Trace has finally got everything sorted with the brewery…

IT’S OFFICIAL — SHE FINALLY HAS THE PUB!

And apparently The Globe is now NUMBER 1 PUB IN THE WORLD! 🌎🏆

Well… maybe not the world, but in the Piggy Darts World Rankings, there’s absolutely no competition! Where else can you find Piggy Darts on a Wednesday night, questionable singing, flying legs and this bunch of absolute nutters? NOWHERE! But seriously, we are all so happy for Our Trace and Rob 1. They’ve created a proper community pub where everyone is welcome, everyone has a laugh and nobody stays a stranger for long.

Congratulations to you both — The Globe Inn Wilnecote really is one very special little pub.

Right game 2, I haven’t really been paying attention because I was writing soppy stuff. Final 2 Tartan Tom and Our Trace…. Not only has she won the pub she’s also won the game.

🏆 WINNER OF GAME 2 — OUR TRACE! 🏆

Game 3… and we’re off!

Digger is having birthday drinks… despite it NOT being his birthday either! Never one to miss out, he’s clearly decided birthday cheer is available to everyone! Our Chelsea Pensioner Sandra must have been having lessons because ALL THREE darts hit the board — and actually looked like they were meant to! Pea Pod is back again this week and hoping to make it two wins on the trot. Can he do it again? Meanwhile, Rob 2 can’t decide if he’s in or out. In… out… in… Honestly, it’s like a s**t Hokey Cokey! Digger keeps shouting “11, 8, 5!” — that’s not the numbers he got out in darts, but the ages he was checking out back in the day when he used to hang around outside Sutton Girls School!

Which brings me onto some fun facts…. Dodgy people who have owned a mini -

Myra Hindley
John Cannan
Butcher Baker
Digger

Also, I take back what I said about our Chelsea Pensioner Sandra earlier.

We are down to the final 2 - Jimbo and Big Ron. Jimbo is trying to put Big Ron off by leaving his darts in the board. Nice try Jimbo…

🏆 WINNER OF GAME 3 — BIG RON! 🏆

17/09/2026

16/09/2026

RETURN OF THE MAC

Piggy Darts Week we’ve all lost count.

After a few weeks away cruising the high seas, I’ve returned to find the Piggy Darts house exactly as I left it… loud, chaotic and full of questionable behaviour.

Digger is singing, Our Trace has apparently gone completely deaf, and Dazzling Doug is busy slagging off Rob 1… whilst Rob 1 is actually sitting in the room! 😂 Subtle as ever, Doug.

Game 1 review is going to be short and sweet because, quite frankly, I’d forgotten the actual reason I was there. Lolly is back this week too. Last time I saw her she turned up actually dressed as a pig, which was absolutely fabulous. So naturally I was expecting the full Piggy Darts attire tonight, where has the piggy outfit gone, Lolly?!

Final two Merry Marie and newbie Pea Pod. Taking the first win of the night… Pod.

Game 2 - Tartan Tom is throwing like he means business, whilst Jimbo has decided cheating is now his turn, despite Digger usually having that department covered. Newbie Special K takes Big Ron out before he’s even had a chance to throw a dart. Harsh. Arty Abbie is smashing w**e glasses, Rob 2 has lost Michelle, and I’m sat wondering who the bloody hell Michelle is, I was only away for a week. There’s shouting everywhere. I’m beginning to wonder if it’s actually because Our Trace is deaf and everyone has had to turn the volume up. Meanwhile, Big Ron is getting increasingly frisky off the wh***ey supplied by Tartan Tom and is rubbing all the ladies off. Final two, Big Ron vs Pea Pod. Game 2 Winner Pea Pod.

Game 3 The Fart Round, I mean the final game.
Someone farted and when I say farted, I mean fu***ng detonated. Whatever arse that came from could probably be registered as a nuclear weapon. The smell was so horrific it gave Our Trace a nosebleed, Rob 1 has gone to bed, and I can no longer see properly because due to fart mist.

I’m tapping out.

Game 3 Winner Rob2

Tune in next week for more piggy darts and hopefully less farting.

11/09/2026

Sorry for the late post again 😐 quiz was alot quieter with folk on holiday ..... well i say quieter ...not anyway winners and losers below 🍻👌👏👏👏👏